Has a near-genius level IQ, a gargantuan phallus, bags only the sexiest big-titted 21 year olds, and is clearly the greatest actor of all time. The Ultimate Male, I'm wet typing this.
If bad-assery had a first and a last name it would be JAMES and (WAIT FOR IT. really wait for it. this one is worth the wait) WOODS! The man. The cool. The style. The mannishness. The strength. The fierceness. The courage. The balls. The body. This dude is a dude's dude. Love you dude. First round is on me. Last one's too. Knuckles! Respect!