This movie is so bad, I couldn't even give 1 star for it. Everything about it is hideously stupid.
they still spoke english in those times, when mammoths built the pyramids. don't let your kids alone with the tv.. their brains are undergoing the risk of becoming smoother than a baby butt.
So incredible I find it absolutely incredible! This was an eye-opener for me, as far as cinematic possibilities are concerned. Loved it, and I am reasonably into history. But forget accuracy, it's all about entertainment and empowerment through devotion and rebellion. The senile gods must be overthrown! And this must be seen in a theater.
.05 grados menos pendeja que otras peliculas de Emmerich, esta madre nomas vale la pena por dos cosas: como referencia para ajustar los canales surround de un home theatre, y por el culito de Camilla Belle, una especie de Barbara Mori con menos peleas en la coliseo.
Really bad prehistoric adventure from director Roland Emmerich isn't even watchable for camp value. The story is bland and predictable, the special effects weak, and the cast is boring and indistinguishable in their grimy animal skins. What could have been cheesy fun is just bland and forgettable.