Mother of God
24Dec11
it bored your 6 year old's tits off?
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Easton Dubois
18Nov11
This had everything I loved at six years old: 'splosions, Aerosmith and Peter Stormare. And even then it bored my tits off.
gloryofistanbul
24Jun11
Turn your brain off and enjoy the movie for what it is,fun action filled with a great cast
Rashed
7Jun11
liv tyler fucks ben affleck, her dad sings in the background. the world is ending, the prison break cast get together for some knee slappers and guffaws. really.
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Caden Cotard
27Feb11
Whatever people say, it's not that bad. It definitely has its moments, and it's brought up by a terrific (if slumming) cast.
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Jonathan Cribbs
8May11
In total agreement. This movie is pretty awesome. Great cast, cool story. It's a classic blockbuster. The test is if you watch it when it's on TNT. I watch the crap out of it when it's on TNT.
Lee
14Jan11
because training oil drillers to become astronaut is so much easier than vice versa. SURE.
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tommyt71
25Feb10
I consider this to be the absolute worst popular film of the 90s. Bad direction, bad dialog ("Oh man, what're you doing w/a gun in space??"), bad acting, bad pacing & ESPECIALLY bad editing, sound & film. Every cliche in the books is thrown at you, the characters aren't even ONE dimensional & Aerosmith records what just may be the worst song of their history. I just dunno why this one got a Criterion release...
Richard Jensen
12Feb10
It has THAT SCENE where Ben Affleck plays with animal crackers on Liv Tyler's stomach. It's an stupid and annoying scene. NOTHING involving Liv Tyler's stomach should be stupid and annoying! It's a sin against nature!
Hunter Duesing
5Nov09
I can't begrudge ARMAGEDDON for being insanely committed to being exactly what it is. I don't hate this movie, in fact I have some nostalgia for it. It's a high concept movie that is so freakin' ridiculous that I'm amazed it exists. I can't help but admire its conviction, even if it is completely retarded.
like2sleep
20Oct09
imagine an asteroid 1000 times bigger than the sun! i wonder if the sun would melt through it :O(
Andrew Williams
1Mar09
Why is this movie even here? I don't understand why- I mean, it was a good movie, but certainly not a classic. I enjoyed it, but not so much that I'd add it to the Criterion Collection.
Crap Monster
3Feb09
Its a fine film for its own context even given how ridiculous the plot setup is.
Daniel McInnis
6Dec08
Easily the worst film ever released by Criterion, and arguably one of the worst movies ever made. I'd like to be able to defend Michael Bay here, given all the abuse he's taken, but most of it is pretty much deserved.