If you’re a fan of conspiracy theory, esp. religion connected conspiracy, Dogma is definitely a must-watch. If you’re a loyal servant of God, do not waste your time watching this movie, you’d likely be offended and you could stop reading right now.

If you ever played an RPG game, you know how the formula goes. A hero, one chosen by a sort of key character for one objective, usually be, saving the world. Hero’s companions, will join some time along the way. The villain, who’s meant to be killed by the hero & his companion. The guy behind the villain, who turns out to be the one who has to be killed by the hero & his companion. That’s an RPG game. Add religion into the mix, some spices, then twist it up a bit, you’ll get Dogma.

If Dogma is a guy, he’ll be agnostic. He’ll say, “I do believe in God, man. But religion is just plain bullshit.”, then he’ll take his 14th shot of rum. “Religion only creates problem to the mankind. We’re divided by it. We could kill because of it. Fucked up, man.”, and shot number 15th. “There also no such thing as angels. If there are, we take catholicism as an example, they will be really pissed by us. I mean, seriously, all they do is watching over us 24/7. Even when we get laid. It must be really suck being them, man. Fucking unfair. God’s not unfair. Religion makes him look unfair.”, the 16th shot down. “I’m gonna go fuck my girlfriend now. Get the fuck out of the way. God bless.”, 17th 18th 20th shots, straight.

Yea, that’s Dogma, twisted crazy son of a bitch. It will oppose almost everything religion ever taught you. It will bend the history for entertainment purpose. Put your guard down, take it lightly, I’m sure you’ll be highly entertained by its satirical idea-twisting jokes. Go on, watch it. No, no, you don’t watch it, loyal servant of God. I don’t want you to end up making a scene, o hey, didn’t I tell you to stop reading?