I was fourteen when I read Stephen King’s Thinner for the first (and only) time, and even then I understood the utter stupidity of it, even by the genre’s low standards — gypsies, gypsies and more gypsies. If there’s anything less frightening than a gypsy it’s a gypsy. Sam Raimi is much too old to be making movies like Drag Me to Hell. He barfed out all his good, gory gags for Army of Darkness. I, for one, have had it with Sam Raimi and his retarded brother Ivan. What a gyp.