As someone who loves cheesy b-movies, I have to say that Equinox was just okay. A lot of potential in it, but frankly it just wasn’t ridiculous enough. For a film like that to really work, it really needs to be constantly on. But here, we don’t get a glimpse of a creature until 40 minutes into the film. And while the cheesy dialogue was great at first, but after a constant stream of talking it really loses it’s entertainment value.

That’s not to say Equinox is bad. I mean, yes, it’s bad. That’s what makes it good. There are some genuinely fun scenes. There just needed to be a lot more. Overall, just okay, even by b-movie standards.