my favorite. i have no clue what my favorite quote might be.
i like: “I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!”

and: “If you get tired of being a Hare Krishna, you come live with me and be a lesbian!”

also: “I’ve done everything a mother can do: I’ve locked her in her room, I’ve beat her with the car aerial. Nothing changes her. It’s HARD being a loving mother!”

but most importantly: “I framed Leslie Bacon! I called the heroin hot line on Abby Hoffman! I bought the gun that Bremmer used to shoot Wallace! I had an affair with Juan Corona! I blew Richard Speck! And I’m so fucking beautiful I can’t stand it myself! Now, everybody freeze! Who wants to be famous? Who wants to DIE for art?” “I DO!!” [BANG]