she got drunk and passed out and somebody drew on her face. isn't that hilarious???? even just a little bit? tiny bit? super super tiny bit? whatever micro-particle of funny that you're willing to give is how you'll feel about the whole. and there is romance. super super tiny bit of romance. yah. tiny.
If you fucking hate Justin Long, you'll fucking hate this fucking movie, he's so fucking annoying- you know what else is fucking annoying? When actors know they're in a R rated movie, because that means they fucking say "fuck" all the fucking time. They improvise the fuck out of the fucks, they look at the fucking script and they go, "FUCK!, not enough fucks- there fucking has to be more fucking fucks..."
"'I don't want actors, I want people,' director Miguel Gomes tells an impatient producer in an early scene from his masterpiece Our Beloved