Two escaped convicts arrive in the town of Happy, Texas, where they are mistaken for a gay couple who is to host the town’s Little Miss Fresh Squeezed beauty pageant. Enjoying the celebrity and using their skill as con-men, the two adopt their persona to take on the task. Of course, as the two are heterosexual, their interest in the involved ladies intensifies. Ally Walker is a banker, who is distrustful of men and has given up on love. Illeana Douglas plays the dowdy, badly dressed teacher. —IMDb
All things considered, this film was a grave disappointment. At the time Zahn seemed to be primed to transition into something he never quite became, and this film was a hell of a momentum stopper for a career that had developed quite a head of steam. Weak script and protagonists that you not only don't care about, but kind of don't even like.