When restaurant worker Jack Sanders (Chris Kattan) finds himself in debt to a mobster (Chazz Palminteri), his only way out is to persuade his aspiring actress girlfriend, Diane (Nicky Whelan), to go on a date with the thug — and convince him she’s tabloid queen Jamie Stephens. Diane bears a striking resemblance to the fallen star, and Geno promises to wipe the slate clean after the date. Now Diane must put on the performance of her lifetime.