Incense for the Damned

In Bloodsuckers, Michael (a Professor of Advanced Curtness at Oxford) is on sabbatical in Greece when he runs into an oversexed hippie blood sect who wants him to join their merry mix of non-conformist neck biters. When Sir Mickey goes missing, the elite desk jockey corps of British Intelligence stretches into action. They find our errant Oxfordian, save him from a life in the Greek thrill kill cult, and deliver him back to the bondage of upper crust English society. Edward Woodward makes some comments about vampires being perverts and everyone eats sticky toffee pudding. —DVDverdict.com