If you watch this on video, see Scorsese’s masterpiece, Life Lessons (45 mins. of perfection) then fast forward 33 mins. past F. F. Coppola’s horrible mess, to Woody Allen’s segment Oedipus Wrecks, which is good, albeit harmless, fun.

If you watch this in a cinema, see Scorsese’s masterpiece, Life Lessons (45 mins. of perfection) then go to the restroom with your girlfriend, make out, perhaps get a blowjob – if you don’t bring your girlfriend or don’t have a girlfriend to bring, leave the cinema, set your watch/mobile for 30 minutes, then go get a cup of coffee or something. When the thirty minutes are up, slip back into your seat and watch Woody Allen’s segment Oedipus Wrecks, which is good, albeit harmless, fun.