This is just too much of everything. Too long, too many action sequences, too many twists and turns in the plot. You can hardly grasp the characters and their intentions. I am tempted to give this two stars but since Captain Jack Sparrow and friends can easily charm me, I will make it a three. And now leave it be, Hollywood!
The first film out of the current three is the only one worth merit. The only thing I really like about the sequels is they brought Barbossa back (he gets to eat his green apples). I read an interview with Johnny Depp in Entertainment Weekly and even he agrees the last two were confusing. I have high hopes for the 4th though because it really focuses on the character everyone loves the most... Captain Jack Sparrow.
(Originally written May 24, 2007)
How unfortunate that my first time seeing an opening showing was such a disappointing experience. The disappointment, however, did not arise from the fact… read review