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Konrad Szlenda​k

28Nov11

In the modern cinema there are only two artists directly responsible for recent exploitation/grindhouse style revival – Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, both ardent fans of 70’s tits and guns. While we know very well what Tarantino’s been up to for the last 15 years, we sometimes forget, that he’s brilliant friend and associate has been DOIN’’ HIS OWN THING all this time (Tarantino made sure to sidekick). Strictly nothing else, but pushing agenda to the edge’s limit! What’s his agenda you’ll ask? Bring back home the joy of blood and brains splattering all over with zombies, bikers and chicks DOIN’ THEIR THING. I cannot help to say: „Great vision, isn’t it.”

„Planet Terror” is a high praise of exploitation Renaissance – intelligent and DEFINITELY predatorial homage to 60’s & 70’s drive-in cinema. Movies like „Night Of The Living Dead”, „Zombie Holocaust”, „Blood Feast” or „I Drink Your Blood” are only couple of flicks which stand right in front of your eyes, when you watch this awesome picture. I sincerely loved Rodriguez’s effort from beginning to the end enjoying the uncut version very, very much. What is here not to enjoy anyway? Stripper character named Cherry with a machine gun leg? Bruce Willis self-parodying his own style of acting? Texas bar owner trying to invent a perfect recipee for a beef barbecue? Toxic zombies eating brains out? For a real exploitation lover I can hardly think of a better treat.

Obviously it watches more like a blockbuster… but it never stormed the box office, when screened with „Death Proof” as a double feature in USA. The reason in my opinion is simple, „Planet Terror” is not just another high budget (boring as fuck) clone, but pure exploitation in it’s essence taken over the top for the fun of it. In this case form is it’s own guardian, thus won’t be appreciated by people, who cannot read it’s correspondences and musings. After all, certain sense of humour is inevitable for watching this picture, without it you’re not gonna get far. Last but not least we cannot undermine cinematography, scenography and aciting in „Planet Terror” – they’re all very tight and themselves call for an applause.

It’s so hilarious indeed when you see Tarantino doing his episodic role. You just start laughing, while a teaser for „Women In Cages” (1971) is played in the background („Soft flesh for hard cash”). Moments like that make this film a perfect parody – a general proof that two boys had a plenty of fun writing and shooting it. In my eyes „Planet Terror” stands as an example of modern cinema redefining itself one more time and giving at least some people exactly what they want! If you didn’t expect this, then I guess that „Transformers” would be more suitable.

  • Currently 5.0/5 Stars.
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Ari Adzmin

14Oct09

Hilarious fake trailers : Check!
Strip Dancing(stripping not included) : Check!
Ridiculous Gunshot Blood Explosions : Check!
Cheesy Scenes and Quotes : Infinite
Biochemical Scientist Balls Collecting Naveen Andrews : Check!
Bruce Willis? : Check!
Extreme Gore : Check!
Jerry Springer : Uncheck
Brain Eating Zombies : Check!
Inappropriate Sex During Zombie Outbreak : Check!
Missing Reel Quick Scene Skip : Check!
Hero Turns Out To Be Legendary Gunner : Check!
Mini Motorbike Zombie Driveby’s : Check!
Having To Pause Movie To Laugh Hysterically Because of Sudden Quentin Tarantino Cameo Appearance : Check!
Rose McGowan Kicking Ass With Machine Gun Leg : Check!
Naveen Adrews’s Sudden Senseless Death : Check!
People Die Despite Rank of Character : Check!
Exploitation Film Value : High

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.
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Todd Kushige​machi

8Jul09

(Originally written April 13, 2007)

Grindhouse is one of the most thoroughly enjoyable movie experiences I have had in a long time. Similar to the way in which Borat took the medium of film and perverted it for the masses in a refreshing way, directors Rodriguez and Tarantino have created a film that captures the joy of going to the movies. This double feature featuring two films, Planet Terror and Death Proof, is a ride that dwells in the carnal pleasures of blood, skin, and cars.

Robert Rodriguez’s segment is Planet Terror, a zombie film with a plot concerning toxic chemicals that never completely makes sense, but the specifics do not matter. The basics involve a toxic gas that turns people into flesh-eating monsters, and those not infected with the gas must fight the monsters off to save civilization. The dialogue is awful, and perhaps Rodriguez was smart enough to use the format of the B-movie double feature in a way that excuses any missteps in terms of the dialogue. There are a lot of unexplained moments, and a fake “missing reel” meant to simulate the experience of being in a run-down movie theatre allows Rodriguez to dodge the challenge of actually having to answer any real questions. There are several independent plots involving a woman cheating on her husband with another woman, a policeman attempting to get his brother’s secret barbeque recipe and even a romance, and these different stories are brought together as the characters battle against the zombies.

This is definitely the sleazier of the two films. The trashy tone is established from the opening scene showing Rose McGowan as a go-go dancer in a bar. Rodriquez makes the film that Tarantino would have made towards the beginning of the career. It is an explosion of violence with little substance, yet the adrenaline of the film itself propels the story forward. The film has a lot of shock moments that have audience members vocally expressing disgust, as when a doctor describes one of the victim’s cases as a no-brainer, then turning over the body to reveal that the description was literal. There are also a lot of memorable tongue-in-cheek gags that allow this movie to be over-the-top fun, including the well-publicized image Rose McGowan with a machine gun for a leg.

  • Currently 3.0/5 Stars.
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jaredmo​barak

8Jun09

review with Death Proof:

A double-bill, Rodriguez and Tarantino—two of the most entertaining directors working today—faux trailers, and a 70’s pulp aesthetic…can a movie of this magnitude ever live up to the almost Godlike expectations for it? Generally there is no way the real thing can meet the hype, but with the amount of talent and creativity involved here, how could Grindhouse be anything but a masterpiece? Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino know their genres and are never afraid to mix in a little violence or camp to spice up their art. We have the master of innovation and craft (what film by Rodriguez doesn’t contain his name in the credits at least ten times?) and the genius of words and film history chic (Tarantino could sell a film even he it contained two people in a room talking for two hours with a look matching the best of any past stylistic mode). It feels like Christmas when you can get a film by either director in a given year, but when you put them together for an all-out blitz on the senses you get the most entertaining theatre-going experience in years.

Overall the film was technically perfect. These guys set out to recreate the grindhouse experience of yesteryear with their pulp films going back to back complete with old-school advertisements, titlecards, and trailers for even more outrageous genre flicks as an intermission. Each segment was aged in post-production to make it look as though the film was thrown around and lost for the past thirty years, slowly decomposing in unsafe archiving conditions. The scratches and the film speed errors are a work of art in themselves as they never get distracting or go overboard, but instead look like normal decay for a no-budget, B-movie of this sort. Each had its moments, but I will give the edge to Rodriguez on effectiveness and seamless integration. While Tarantino succeeded with his moments of hitches/rewinded replayed seconds, his use of the “missing reel” ended up feeling like a gimmick rather than a reality. It was just a way for him to not show us a moment that had been building up for a while with the scene previous ending smoothly and the scene after starting right up. Rodriguez, on-the-other-hand, played it cool by burning the filmstock right before the moment of lost material. Rather than the reel being missing, it made it seem destroyed; the cut from the card to a burning building brings laughter at missing a key plot point instead of disappointment from being unable to watch what could have been a crucial motivating factor for what the killer does next in Tarantino’s half.

As for the films themselves, we are treated to two distinct genres, the zombie/horror and the slasher/thriller. Rodriguez’s Planet Terror truly brought back the spirit and look of an old camp-infused shocker. We have a government-involved release of a toxin, which kills and then brings back to life those exposed, making them hunger live flesh. We have the hard-edged sheriff (played to perfection by the underused Michael Biehn), the token victims (Nicky Katt is hilarious as the hospital’s first exposure to the epidemic), the supporting players (a nice intercut storyline with the gorgeous Marley Shelton and her husband Josh Brolin who really got the mood of his character and hit it out of the park—loved the thermometer), and our protagonists doing whatever it takes in the name of love to survive (a rediscovered Rose McGowan—who is great both here and in Tarantino’s part, showing some real emotion in the midst of absurd character evolution—and probably the best acting in the whole piece from Freddy Rodriguez). We get blood and goo, face-melting, limb-chopping, flesh-eating, blood filled balloon people splattering against windshields and survivors as they are mowed down, and a genital obsessed Naveen Andrews with the best comic relief of the night. There is gore, there is sex, and there are scares mixed with laugh-out-loud craziness. Robert Rodriguez knew what he was doing and he upped the ante wherever he could, making Planet Terror a flawless piece of cinema trash.

As for Tarantino’s Death Proof, I was ready to be amazed. The credit sequence was fabulous as the titles overlaid static motion shots, looking out the windshield of a car, a woman’s feet on the dashboard. This was looking to be pure 70’s and I couldn’t wait to get going. We are introduced to a trio of women out cruising the bar scene, talking about sex and love and whatever else, naturally and realistically, when we get the foreboding glimpse of the deathproof car, complete with skull and crossbones. The tension rises when the killer is finally introduced and the dialogue is sharp, witty, and twisted in just the right way. Credit Tarantino for giving us one of the best driving sequences ever as the car holding the girls (playing air-drums to a classic rock diamond in the rough) rapidly moves into a confrontation with the killer’s vehicular weapon. The words between our killer, delivered with perfect matter-of-factness by Kurt Russell to Rose McGowan, is worth seeing the film segment as a whole, not to mention the multi-angle crash coming next. My adrenaline was up, carnage was fresh on the screen, and it was time for act two to bring the level up even more. Unfortunately this is where Death Proof falls apart. All the build up we just experienced ends up resetting as we go through the motions again: a new group of women driving and talking, eventually to meet up with our killer. This sequence might have been better than the first, except it never got the chance because all I could think was “didn’t I just sit through this a moment ago?” Granted, the final car chase is amazing, two cars playing out the roles of killer and victim running from each other, and losing each other along the way, like any of the best slasher films, however, I was bored to tears by the monotonous set-up, having to sit through another set of women being introduced. How can it be effective if after finally seeing some action from an amazing Russell performance, we don’t get to see him for the next thirty minutes? All the suspense is gone by the time he comes back, and I found myself not quite caring anymore (Although Russell does up the camp, when the tables are turned, at the finish for some brilliant laughs). Also, mention needs to be made about Zoe Bell’s performance. While a bit stilted, she was fantastic having never acted before. Having a stuntwoman be the actress was a great choice because the car chase would have been nothing without the camera never leaving her as she held on for dear life on the hood of the car.

So, overall, the experience at the Grindhouse was fantastic. Rodriguez was on fire with both Planet Terror and his faux trailer Machete, (I can’t wait for that one if the rumors are true and a film will be made from the footage), and Tarantino knew the score if he didn’t quite know how to pace his piece correctly. The acting is top-notch, displaying some talent in roles that would have been filled by no-name D-list actors during the real era that is being harkened back to. I even loved the fact that characters reoccurred throughout, even if that gimmick went a bit too far having Biehn’s and Jordan Ladd’s roles reprised in the trailers as well. As for those trailers: pure unadulterated fun. Rob Zombie and Eli Roth did fantastic jobs at putting the craziest ideas they had on screen knowing they didn’t have to coherently put them together, as trailers just show disparate glimpses anyways. Biggest laughs of the night, though, go to Edgar Wright and his trailer for Don’t. It was hilarious and I loved the cameo by Wright regular Nick Frost, priceless. These guys have whet my appetite for more double-bill goodness, and hopefully Rodriguez and Tarantino will live up to the speculation and do a Grindhouse every few years or so.

Planet Terror 10/10; Death Proof 8/10
Grindhouse 9/10

Also, did Mary Elizabeth Winstead seriously vocalize the word “gulp” in her last moment onscreen? Loved it. Tarantino wrote her role perfectly and she played the dimwitted, beautiful looks/no brain actress to a T. I really wish there would have been more of her in the film to balance out the macho-chick empowerment bent that seemed a bit too heavy-handed in the final piece of Death Proof. Oh, and Nic Cage is the man.

  • Currently 4.0/5 Stars.