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The Hebrew Hammer

United States

2003

85 Min
Color
Hebrew, Yiddish, English
  • Currently 2.5/5 Stars.
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DIR Jonathan Kesselman

EXEC Edward R. Pressman, John Schmidt

SCR Jonathan Kesselman

DP Kurt Brabbee

CAST Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Andy Dick, Mario Van Peebles, Peter Coyote

ED Dean Holland

PROD DES Cabot McMullen

MUSIC Michael Cohen

Synopsis

Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka the Hebrew Hammer, is an orthodox Jewish stud who goes on a mission to save Hanukkah. When Santa Claus’s evil son Damian is pushed over the edge by his father’s liberal policies, he does away with the Christian patriarch. Subsequently stepping into his father’s role, Damian launches a campaign to eradicate the Jewish Holiday. The Hammer joins forces with Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal, the gorgeous and dangerous daughter of the leader of the Jewish Justice League; and his brother-in-arms Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, the head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, to topple Santa’s evil progeny and to save Hanukkah for future generations of Jews. –IMDb

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Singha Song

14Nov11

Gotta see it for Adam.

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Eleni Ashton

7Mar11

Who's the certified, circumcised dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

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Zachary Curl

1Jan11

very good holiday movie, and hilarious otherwise!

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Marcus WP

13Dec10

movies for christmas http://travissaves.blogspot.com/2010/12/movies-for-christmas-part-1.html

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nice alternative movie for christmas

By Marcus WP on December 14, 2010

Wow, Christmas time must suck for american kids in the public school system who celebrate Hanukka (or even Kwanzaa for that matter). Sure schools, try to acknowledge other holidays, but no matter what…  read review

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