Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings’ star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so – with hilarious results. —IMDb
My...god...This is the worst comedy I've ever seen. It is irredeemable, disgusting, racist, and clearly a hideous vanity project for Mike Myers. The acting is garbage, it is unfunny at every second, and the story is inane. If any of you have the temerity to think it is "good" or is "funny" at all, you either have the worst or no taste in movies at all. This has ruined Mike Myers' career, and rightfully so. Fuck THIS!