Notice the screenshot of a tilted ultra-close up of Megan Fox drooling over in slo-mo, that's basically a wonderful representation for the shit you'll get. "Revenge of the Fallen" is like having the most popular kid in your class making a terrible picture of a police car. You play nice, when in reality you're furious at what you're looking at. Even if you're a fan of the franchise, you'll despise this.
Only Michael Bay could make what should be a straightforward action film into a two-and-a-half hour film that, despite its great length and seeming thematic simplicity, still manages to miss crucial scenes and ends up being a huge mess.
The annoying blonde actor who always appear with a perfect hairdo in every scene regardless while she is at work, fighting with his pathetic boyfriend, scared of the robot, or just plain dumb is merely represent what this movie about.
unbelievably bad and gorgeous; 1 or 5 stars, no matter, it shatters the spectrum.
F-fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! This movie is awful. I found little enjoyment out of it. It had a few cool action scenes but other than those the film was a MESS.
Michael Bay cheapens the deaths of American military personnel by reducing them to small objects to be flung around in stupid, pointless action scenes about robots without personalities who have taken their millennia-old blood feud to Earth for reasons beyond my understanding or empathy. A truly awful film on every level. F-
Really quite embarrasing this is one of the top box office films of all time. A study in effects over all else. One giant set piece after another creating just a numb experience for the audience. Created by one of the worst directors to come out of Hollywood with two of its modern most inept stars.
high contrast . extreme detail . mind numbing . helicopter shot . sun burnt . overly rendered . over sexed . fully stereotyped .
Honest to God, this one has the best VFX and sound effects I've ever seen and heard, And it's just a whole lotta fun.
Every flaw that was featured in the first film has been doubled. Michael Bay has, quite possibly, made his worst film in his career. It has a stunningly bad screenplay, full of plot-holes, lame attempts on humour, every character is either dull or excruciatingly annoying. It's just loud, dumb trash. I hate this film with a passion!
Everything that could've gone right, Michael Bay gets it wrong! Too long. The screenplay is incoherent and a mess. The acting is dull. The Characters are annoying. The action sequences are unmemorable. Quite simply, one of the worst films I've ever seen. This is what I shouted out to my friends after viewing it at the cinema, "THAT WAS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT!?"
a cinematic abortion. a crime against every sense, registering offense in ways one never thought possible. michael bay will burn in hell for this film.