What We Do Is Secret is a 2008 American biographical film about Germs singer Darby Crash. Rodger Grossman directed the film and wrote the screenplay, based on a story he had written with Michelle Baer Ghaffari, a friend of Crash’s and co-producer of the film. Shane West stars as Crash, while Rick Gonzalez, Bijou Phillips, and Noah Segan respectively portray Germs members Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, and Don Bolles.
The film follows the formation and career of the Germs, focusing on Crash’s mysterious “five year plan”, his homosexual relationship with Rob Henley (played by Ashton Holmes), and his experimentation with heroin, culminating in his December 1980 suicide. The film is titled after the lead track on the Germs’ (GI) album. —wikipedia
This crap mainstream flick tries to ride on the great legend that is Darby Crash. The Germs: Wild, manipulative, dirty. This film doesn't even come close to being a respectable homage to Crash. Simply put, this movie sucks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So bad, it's not even "so bad it's good", it's just really bad.