Here, in chronological order of their appearance on theauteurs.com, are my fake Criterion covers. Thanks to Samantha for the idea. My personal favorites are bolded.

The Big Lebowski
Norbit
Burn!
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Eyes Wide Shut
A Clockwork Orange
Staying Alive
Dead Man
The Name of the Rose
Alien
Zelig
Love and Death
2001: A Space Odyssey
Tropic Thunder
Burn! Second attempt.
Primer
Zulu
Delicatessen
Brazil
Aguirre, the Wrath of God For the “Films that take place in the jungle” challenge
Downhill Racer
1991: The Year Punk Broke
Dune For the “Films with Brad Dourif in them” challenge.
Fanon For a challenge entry about “dream projects” or something.
Lost Highway
Evil Dead 2
I Hate Me Too Again, for a challenge.
Calling All Quakers! For the Troy McClure movies challenge.
Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll Ditto.
The Battle of Algiers A cover for a remake that should never be made.
Shallow Grave
Full Metal Jacket
Rosemary’s Baby
Gray Matter For the Stephen King challenge.
Rope
King of New York
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Second attempt.
Vincent Ward’s Alien 3 for the Greatest Films Never Made challenge
Sergei Eisenstein’s Das Kapital for the same challenge
The Office UK For the series/miniseries challenge.
The Baader-Meinhof Complex
Synecdoche, New York
Red Desert For the Movies with a color or the word “color” in the title challenge.
Big Trouble in Little China
Dr. Strangelove

Some have turned out better than others, but I’ve had a lot of fun making them all.

Fellow Fakers with lists: Samantha, Sekzee, and Drew

My Fake Criterion Covers