Characters I Would, or Would Have Wanted to, Date
By: Uli Cain, Cinefidel¹³
Yes, it’s a dumb list, but who cares. So, going back and back and back, these are the characters I was in love with:
Watts from Some Kind of Wonderful
Allison from the Breakfast Club (before the transformation at the end)
Josie from Career Opportunites (Would never have had a shot, but it’s partly a dream list, so shut the hell up)
Diane Court from Say Anything
Veronica from Heathers
Donna from Twin Peaks
Sandy from Blue Velvet
Ronna from Go
Lelaina from Reality Bites
Summer from (500) Days of Summer (and I’d get totally mindfucked just like poor Tom, I know that’s why I like the film, cause I know I’d be in the same shoes)
Sam from Garden State
Debbie from Trees Lounge
Alison from How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
Jessica from Kissing Jessica Stein
Betsy from Taxi Driver
Sabina from Unbearable Lightness of Being
Lucia from Sex & Lucia
Stéphanie from The Science of Sleep
Yu from Zhou Yu’s Train
Mary from There’s Something About Mary
Ry from The Company
Jane from For Love of the Game
Rachael from Blade Runner
Sandy from Grease (before the transformation at the end (I was 5 when I saw Grease in the theatre and Sandy was my first movie crush))
And I would so marry Tina Fey
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01Howard Deutch
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02John Hughes
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03Bryan Gordon
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04Cameron Crowe
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05Michael Lehmann
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06David Lynch
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07David Lynch
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08Doug Liman
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09Ben Stiller
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10Marc Webb
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11Zach Braff
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12Steve Buscemi
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13Robert B. Weide
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14Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
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15Martin Scorsese
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16Philip Kaufman
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17Julio Medem
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18Michel Gondry
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19Sun Zhou
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20Bobby Farrelly
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21Robert Altman
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22Sam Raimi
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23Ridley Scott
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24Randal Kleiser
