Characters I Would, or Would Have Wanted to, Date
By: Uli³Cain
Yes, it’s a dumb list, but who cares. So, going back and back and back, these are the characters I was in love with:

Watts from Some Kind of Wonderful

Allison from the Breakfast Club (before the transformation at the end)
Josie from Career Opportunites (Would never have had a shot, but it’s partly a dream list, so shut the hell up)

Diane Court from Say Anything

Veronica from Heathers

Donna from Twin Peaks
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Sandy from Blue Velvet

Ronna from Go

Lelaina from Reality Bites

Summer from (500) Days of Summer (and I’d get totally mindfucked just like poor Tom, I know that’s why I like the film, cause I know I’d be in the same shoes)

Sam from Garden State

Alison from How to Lose Friends & Alienate People

Jessica from Kissing Jessica Stein

Sabina from Unbearable Lightness of Being

Lucia from Sex & Lucia

Stéphanie from The Science of Sleep

Yu from Zhou Yu’s Train

Mary from There’s Something About Mary

Ry from The Company

Jane from For Love of the Game

Rachael from Blade Runner

Sandy from Grease (before the transformation at the end (I was 5 when I saw Grease in the theatre and Sandy was my first movie crush))
And I would so marry Tina Fey
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01Howard Deutch
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02John Hughes
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03Bryan Gordon
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04Cameron Crowe
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05Michael Lehmann
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06David Lynch
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07David Lynch
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08Doug Liman
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09Ben Stiller
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10Marc Webb
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11Zach Braff
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12Robert B. Weide
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13Charles Herman-Wurmfeld
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14Philip Kaufman
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15Julio Medem
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16Michel Gondry
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17Sun Zhou
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18Bobby Farrelly
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19Robert Altman
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20Sam Raimi
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21Ridley Scott
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22Randal Kleiser