My Fake Criterion Covers

By: Alex K

Here, in chronological order of their appearance on theauteurs.com, are my fake Criterion covers. Thanks to Samantha for the idea. My personal favorites are bolded.

The Big Lebowski
Norbit
Burn!
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Eyes Wide Shut
A Clockwork Orange
Staying Alive
Dead Man
The Name of the Rose
Alien
Zelig
Love and Death
2001: A Space Odyssey
Tropic Thunder
Burn! Second attempt.
Primer
Zulu
Delicatessen
Brazil
Aguirre, the Wrath of God For the “Films that take place in the jungle” challenge
Downhill Racer
1991: The Year Punk Broke
Dune For the “Films with Brad Dourif in them” challenge.
Fanon For a challenge entry about “dream projects” or something.
Lost Highway
Evil Dead 2
I Hate Me Too Again, for a challenge.
Calling All Quakers! For the Troy McClure movies challenge.
Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll Ditto.
The Battle of Algiers A cover for a remake that should never be made.
Shallow Grave
Full Metal Jacket
Rosemary’s Baby
Gray Matter For the Stephen King challenge.
Rope
King of New York
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Second attempt.
Vincent Ward’s Alien 3 for the Greatest Films Never Made challenge
Sergei Eisenstein’s Das Kapital for the same challenge
The Office UK For the series/miniseries challenge.
The Baader-Meinhof Complex
Synecdoche, New York
Red Desert For the Movies with a color or the word “color” in the title challenge.
Big Trouble in Little China
Dr. Strangelove

Some have turned out better than others, but I’ve had a lot of fun making them all.

Fellow Fakers with lists: Samantha, Sekzee, and Drew

• 01
  The Big Lebowski
  Joel Coen
• 02
  Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  David Lynch
• 03
  Burn!
  Gillo Pontecorvo
• 04
  Eyes Wide Shut
  Stanley Kubrick
• 05
  A Clockwork Orange
  Stanley Kubrick
• 06
  Dead Man
  Jim Jarmusch
• 07
  Alien
  Ridley Scott
• 08
  Zelig
  Woody Allen
• 09
  2001: A Space Odyssey
  Stanley Kubrick
• 10
  Tropic Thunder
  Ben Stiller
• 11
  Primer
  Shane Carruth
• 12
  Delicatessen
  Jean-Pierre Jeunet
• 13
  Brazil
  Terry Gilliam
• 14
  Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  Werner Herzog
• 15
  Downhill Racer
  Michael Ritchie
• 16
  Dune
  David Lynch
• 17
  Lost Highway
  David Lynch
• 18
  Evil Dead II
  Sam Raimi
• 19
  The Battle of Algiers
  Gillo Pontecorvo
• 20
  Full Metal Jacket
  Stanley Kubrick
• 21
  Rosemary's Baby
  Roman Polanski
• 22
  Rope
  Alfred Hitchcock
• 23
  1984
  Michael Radford
• 24
  The Baader Meinhof Complex
  Uli Edel
• 25
  Synecdoche, New York
  Charlie Kaufman
• 26
  Red Desert
  Michelangelo Antonioni
• 27
  Big Trouble in Little China
  John Carpenter
• 28
  Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  Stanley Kubrick