One thing that my grandma can't do: Submit a movie

By: Mother of God

I’m so lazy and I probably will submit less than 5 movies (not that anyone care). Cheers.

March 3rd, 2011:
UPDATE (not that anyone care again, right? and why the hell did I write a date?): I’m pretty surprised that I have submitted more than 5 movies. Wow, there must be something wrong with me. Somebody must have put something in my drink.

PS. One more thing that my grandma can’t do; spit unicorn from her eyes.

PPS. GODDAMNIT MUBI, ARE YOU GUYS EVER GONNA GET MY SUBMISSION ‘THE MAN WITH THE SMALLEST PENIS BLAH BLAH BLAH HIM’ READY FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION!? IT’S BEEN MORE THAN 6 MONTHS, DAMN IT. (CAPS LOCK FURY)

• 01
  Green Street Hooligans
  Lexi Alexander
• 02
  The Great Happiness Space: Tale of an Osaka Love Thief
  Jake Clennell
• 03
  Private Dicks: Men Exposed
  Thom Powers
• 04
  I Killed My Lesbian Wife, Hung Her on a Meat Hook, and Now I Have a Three-Picture Deal at Disney
  Ben Affleck
• 05
  Hidden Fuhrer: Debating the Enigma of Hitler's Sexuality
  Fenton Bailey
• 06
  The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him
  Patrick O'Brien
• 07
  Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
  Marty Callner
• 08
  A Free Ride
  A. Wise Guy
• 09
  Morons from Outer Space
  Mike Hodges