Super Dead
By: Seth Farmer
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Perpetual work in progress
Sometimes people don’t simply die. Sometimes they Super Die. Here are the records of that.
ALIENS (2)
Corporal Ferro (bitchy pilot)
Queen. “Get away from her YOU BITCH!”
DIE HARD (5)
Guy shot through table
Armored RV that got rocket launched
Guy shot in the knees
Hans Gruber’s fall of doom
Karl, plastered by the gun of justice
THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (4)
2 AT-AT Walkers
2 Tie Fighters in asteroid field
GHOSTBUSTERS (1)
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. His face gloriously roasted with the power of crossing streams
JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1)
Token. Watch this
LETHAL WEAPON (1)
General Peter McAllister (Sergeant Dickface), decimated by a grenade-in-the-face
MEN IN BLACK (1)
The bug, last-minutely goopidated by an off-screen babe
NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1)
Guy who falls off Mt. Rushmore
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01James Cameron
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02John McTiernan
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03Irvin Kershner
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04Ivan Reitman
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05Richard Donner
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06Barry Sonnenfeld
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07Alfred Hitchcock