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Super Dead

By: Seth Farmer

Perpetual work in progress
Sometimes people don’t simply die. Sometimes they Super Die. Here are the records of that.

ALIENS (2)
Corporal Ferro (bitchy pilot)
Queen. “Get away from her YOU BITCH!”

DIE HARD (5)
Guy shot through table
Armored RV that got rocket launched
Guy shot in the knees
Hans Gruber’s fall of doom
Karl, plastered by the gun of justice

THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (4)
2 AT-AT Walkers
2 Tie Fighters in asteroid field

GHOSTBUSTERS (1)
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. His face gloriously roasted with the power of crossing streams

JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1)
Token. Watch this

LETHAL WEAPON (1)
General Peter McAllister (Sergeant Dickface), decimated by a grenade-in-the-face

MEN IN BLACK (1)
The bug, last-minutely goopidated by an off-screen babe

NORTH BY NORTHWEST (1)
Guy who falls off Mt. Rushmore

 

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Sarah J. Bean

12May11

Ha, this is hilarious. What about that fucked up Japanese Battle Royale film? Don't kids get shot a bunch, crossbows are used somewhere, and people explode via neck detonators?

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H. K. ‡

25Apr10

haha i love it

Seth Farmer

11Mar10

Ah, great suggestion! I need to rewatch that film to get down the specifics, but I'm sure you are right.

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Tom Barnard

11Mar10

Total Recall. Pretty much everybody who gets killed is "super dead."

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