The films of Tracy Jordan
By: captain
I’m bored, so here is a list of Tracy Jordan’s totally fictitious films from 30 Rock :)
Black Cavemen - Tagline: “So easy, a Black Caveman could do it.”.
Black Cop/White Cop - Tagline: “One does the duty; the other gets the booty!”
A Blaffair to Rememblack - His remake of An Affair to Remember
The Chunks
The Chunks 2: A Very Chunky Christmas
Cruise Boat- Catchphrase: “I’m too old for this ship.”
Death Bank - Tagline: “Money is the root of all evil.”
Fat Bitch- Tagline: “She’s off the leash.”
Garfield 3: Feline Groovy - Note: Paid exactly one million teacher salaries.
Hard to Watch: Based on the Novel “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate
Honky Grandma Be Trippin’- Catchphrase: “You hooligans better watch out, because this honky grandma be trippin’!”
President Homeboy
Samurai I-Am-Awry
Sherlock Homie
Who Dat Ninja
And I’ll throw in some Werewolf Bar Mitzvah just for the hell of it…
(I included Tracy Morgan’s film Totally Awesome since I had to include at least one real film. From the little I’ve seen, it doesn’t look too great, but who knows :)
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01Neil Brennan
