Hilarious fake trailers : Check!
Strip Dancing(stripping not included) : Check!
Ridiculous Gunshot Blood Explosions : Check!
Cheesy Scenes and Quotes : Infinite
Biochemical Scientist Balls Collecting Naveen Andrews : Check!
Bruce Willis? : Check!
Extreme Gore : Check!
Jerry Springer : Uncheck
Brain Eating Zombies : Check!
Inappropriate Sex During Zombie Outbreak : Check!
Missing Reel Quick Scene Skip : Check!
Hero Turns Out To Be Legendary Gunner : Check!
Mini Motorbike Zombie Driveby’s : Check!
Having To Pause Movie To Laugh Hysterically Because of Sudden Quentin Tarantino Cameo Appearance : Check!
Rose McGowan Kicking Ass With Machine Gun Leg : Check!
Naveen Adrews’s Sudden Senseless Death : Check!
People Die Despite Rank of Character : Check!
Exploitation Film Value : High