This is the bottom of the barrel as far as Woody Allen movies go. Given how many movies Allen has churned out over the years, he’s going to squeeze out a turd every now and then, and he seems to do it more and more often, but CURSE OF THE JADE SCORPION has literally nothing to offer. Its worst crime is that it’s not funny, but the story is also lame and not compelling in the slightest, and the actors sleepwalk through their performances, not unlike Allen’s character in the movie. It just feels phoned in on every level and isn’t worth anyone’s time.