I’ve loved this movie since I saw it before puberty began to wreak its pesky wrath upon me, yet still I will not be threatened by a walking meatloaf.

Features the most disturbing insert shot of a rubber Mickey Mouse evarr.

Line from film (from Muppet Show inside film) I most often quote to my children: [in monster voice] “I want to bite you very badly!”

Second most quoted line to my children: “Have you ever been severely beaten about the face and neck?”

Best use of moon-related pop-songs evarr.

Best use of Griffen Dunne evarr.

Rick Baker is kinda badass.

Beware the moon.