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CONFESSION TIME: YOUR FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH!

I’m quite proud to say this woman pictured below was my first (for want of a better term) celebrity crush. Raquel Welch came several years later.

Few people knew this about me but now it’s all over the internet, so, eeeh, there you go, folks.

There’s some Mark Vanselow trivia for you right there: first celebrity crush was Cyndi Lauper. Now it’s YOUR turn to ’fess up: who was yours?

Brad S.

over 1 year ago

Brad S.

over 1 year ago

Followed soon after by one of your hometown girls, Mark:

Matt Parks

over 1 year ago

Diane Lane circa Rumble Fish:

I can tell you without even having to verify it that Olivia Newton-John is not a hometown girl of mine. She’s actually Brtish, but we tried to claim her as one of our own, anyway.

Gee, I’ve never seen Liv appear so slovenly. I prefer her “Physical” look. Female popstars in the 1980s were so wholesome compared to those of today.

I went through a Farrah Fawcett stage during the 1990s. She was a great actress who never got a fair shake from Hollywood. Maybe she wasn’t great in the Faye Dunaway/Jane Fonda sense, but she was magnificent in “Extremities” and surprised some people in “The Apostle”.

Brad S.

over 1 year ago

And Wikipedia confirms you’re right. Olivia Newton John – born in England, raised in Austrailia AND half Jewish of which I had no idea. Learn something new every day.

Rich Uncle Skeleton

over 1 year ago

Dennis Brian

over 1 year ago

the first was Nell Carter

current is Britanya o Campo

I have range

Allan

over 1 year ago

is this all you do Vaneslow, post pictures of women you find attractive?

Allan

over 1 year ago

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Rich Uncle Skeleton

over 1 year ago

“I have range”

hahahaha, brilliant.

T.J. Royal

over 1 year ago

I would have to say my most long-standing (if not exactly the first) celebrity crush would have to be Milla Jovovich, simply because of her iconic, cheese-doodle-haired appearance in The Fifth Element.

Yeah yeah, she’s been in those (mostly uniformly) awful Resident Evil movies here for the past few years, but her first appearance definitely has left a big impression on me.

Also, Rosario Dawson would be my most current celebrity crush. And Eva Green. Anybody who’s seen Bernardo Bertolucci’s The Dreamers is gonna know EXACTLY where I’m coming from with Green. She was nice in Casino Royale as well.

Dennis Brian

over 1 year ago

also somewhere along the way I learned that reality stars make the best crushes cause you can actually have a shot at them, they make club appearances and some eventually work in escort services!!

Mignonette

over 1 year ago


Jim Carrey was my first celebrity crush. lol @ me. But hey, I was eight years old.

christo​pher sepesy

over 1 year ago

Aye-aye, Brad S.!

deckard croix

over 1 year ago

Well …

and

Pretty much did it for me back in the day.

Post-Kyo

over 1 year ago

Most of the male cast of 21 Jump street (Johnny Depp and Dustin Nguyen), Theo from The Cosby Show and Thriller-era Michael Jackson.

I wanted to be Holly Robinson SO BAD.

before the really heinous plastic surgery started. MJ should have stopped after the first nose job.

K 

over 1 year ago


in The Secret Garden

Kimberl​y Kenobi

over 1 year ago

Corey Feldman… Lost Boys.

Beneezy

over 1 year ago

Natalie Portman

Awwwwww <3

Tonda

over 1 year ago

Alex Mack

Zachary Stahlma​n

over 1 year ago

First at Age 12: Alyssa Milano.

Now: Monica Bellucci.

RachelL​eigh

over 1 year ago

when I was a kid I had the biggest crush on Jack Lemmon

Allan:

I don’t see anybody else complaining.

What would prefer: that I post pictures of women that I find unattractive?

Like Dennis B., I have range.

(I was going to reply with an off-colour joke, but I want to keep this thread reasonably wholesome). I think your first celebrity crush can say a lot about the person you are today.

Dennis:

You must be a huge fan of “Gimme A Break!” I was surprised to see Nell Carter in “Hair”. She really was spunky. Nell knew the difference between sassy and bitchy, something lost on a lot of so-called sitcomics these days.

Machiko:

No love for Philip Michael Thomas? He ought to be right up your alley. Or maybe you were more of a Don Johnson fan.

Nathan M.

over 1 year ago

Keri Russell wasn’t a celebrity yet, but Honey I Blew Up the Kid incited something in me that I don’t think it intended to.

Post-Kyo

over 1 year ago

@Mark – as much as I loved the 80s white suits and all PMT and DJ both seemed sleazy. And shoes with no socks? Pfft :)

@Beneezy – Natalie Portman was really a freakishly gorgeous kid like Liz Taylor.

Another two things:

I wasn’t really consciously aware that O.N.J. is half-Jewish. I would’ve never guessed, as she looks about as goy as they come.

Cyndi Lauper is great because she didn’t become a popstar until the age of thirty. Take a look at so many other 1980s popstars: Tiffany and Debbie Gibson were both pretty much done before the age of 20. Martika also peaked very early. Cyndi proves you can start relatively late as a recording artist (although she obviously tried for a break many years prior) and continue well into your fifties. She’s still touring the world and drawing huge crowds—not many others from the 1980s who were female popstars can make the same claim.

SOYBEAN

over 1 year ago

Phoebe Cates. I can’t talk about it.

odilonv​ert

over 1 year ago

Ooh I put a picture of him on my wall, I was like what, 11? I loved his nerdy look and then the vulnerability he displayed even as Superman:

Christopher Reeve

And of course there was Luke Skywalker(Mark Hamill) and Han Solo (Harrison Ford), at 10 and for the same reasons — strong and vulnerable. Hmmm… and then even Charlton Heston in Ben Hur…

Samanth​a

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over 1 year ago

First five in order: