“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” Gone with the Wind
“Yeah fuck you funny guy. I’m just saying that I don’t know how to act in a situation like this, ya know? And don’t give me none of that just be natural bullshit cause that shit don’t fly. This isn’t an episode of Friends fucker!” – Breakfast of Imbeciles
“NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN’ SHINEBOX.” Goodfellas
“I say, why don’t you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!” American Pie – Stifler
“Why can’t we work out our differences? Why can’t we work things out? Little people, why can’t we all just get along?” – Mars Attacks
Because I WANT TO FIT IN!
(American Psycho)
“Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out.” American Beauty
“Go sell crazy somewhere else, we’re all stocked up here.” – As Good As It Gets
“Wat do you think you are, for Chrissake, crazy or somethin’? Well you’re not! You’re not! You’re no crazier than the average asshole out walkin’ around on the streets and that’s it” — …Cukoo’s Nest
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” – Psycho
“Would you care to share my toasted cheese sandwich?” - Psycho II
“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship” – Casablanca
“You gotta respect that kind of display of affection, you know what I mean? Sure, it’s crazy, it’s rude, it’s self-absorbed, but, uh, you know, it’s love.” – Chasing Amy
“Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.”
The Devil’s Advocate
“Man! He likes to create a stink! I mean, I’ve seen filth that you wouldn’t believe. Ugh! What a stink! I don’t even want to talk about it.”
Five Easy Pieces
“I’m so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino.”
—Point Break
“Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter, and Funyons.”
Half Baked“I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat every mutha-fuckin thang.”
—Samuel L. Jackson in True Romance
“I’ll have what she’s having.” – When Harry Met Sally
“I guess she doesn’t like the cornbread either.”
—Aliens
“Normally, both of you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I’m in a transitional period, I don’t want to kill either one of your asses.”
—Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction
“Dead as Dillinger.”
—Joe from Reservoir Dogs
“Heineken? Fuck Heineken! Pabst Blue Ribbon!!!” – Dennis Hopper from BLUE VELVET
“Why you swearin’? I’m not swearin’.” – Sexy Beast
@Noel Danesco- “Give them Irish hoodlums a drink.” Goodfellas
Other Justin Vicari,
“I’ve seen dogs that wouldn’t claim you for a son.”
—Blood on the Moon
@FAKE JUSTIN VICARI
“Now you’re being rude, and you know I don’t like rude people.”
—Dr. Hannibal Lecter
that’s the end of the jokes! now we kill the jokes, and we just talk! hello! how are you! conversation! normal conversation! weather, hello, how’ve been…too hot, too cold? be yourself. be yourself. – Peter Falkalopolous
“No one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr.-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.”
—-Samuel L. Jackson
Beneezy
“DO YOU FEEL LUCKY? WELL DO YA PUNK?” – Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)