They’re eating her…
And then they’re going to eat me…
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Troll 2
“They wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex.”
—KAAAAAAAAHN!!!
“Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.” – The Blues Brothers
“you should’ve learned your lesson on the fuckin’ basketball court.”- edward norton in american history x
“Here endeth the lesson.”
—Connery, The Untouchables
“Not if you want to keep your spleen.” – American Psycho
“Hey… dawg… Did you see the size of that chicken?”
—Dirty Steve, Young Guns
“Compared to what? The bubonic plague? He’s bad enough that you called me. He’s a psychopathic killer but so what? There’s plenty of them around.” – No Country For Old Men
“What? That I’m a sexistegotisticallyinghypocriticalbigot?”
—the great Dabney Coleman, 9 to 5
“What was the middle thing?” – A Fish Called Wanda
“I never look back, dahling. It detracts from the now.”
“Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.” – American Psycho
“MARVIN!” {punch}
—Robert DeNiro, Midnight Run
“have you ever been struck by lightning? it hurts.”- william h. macy in magnolia
“No, but I would get killed for pussy, no questions asked!” – Superbad
“Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I’d piss my pants and forget who I was…”
—Eddie, Christmas Vacation
PROPER QUOTE:“Where’d you get the beauty scar, tough guy, eatin’ pussy?” Scarface
“uh oh, someone’s getting homeschooled.”- paul rudd in knocked up
“I got this young nineteen year old country girl named Sheronda. I found her on a bus stop two days outta Georgia, barefoot, country as a chicken coop. I took her to my place in Compton, told her it was Hollywood.”
– Jackie Brown
“But MY daddy says I French kiss the best.”
__—Vacation_
“well clarisse, have the lambs stopped screaming?”- anthony hopkins in silence of the lambs
“Yep! Them’s sheep balls!”
—Funny Farm
And since it’s late, I’m ending with this one (but I had lots of fun with all of you tonight):
“I’m half crazy…”
—HAL 9000
“I’m not jumping through hoops for some psycho! That’s a white man with white problems. You deal with him. Call me when he crosses 110th Street.”

“Well, there’s one thing that you won’t like, Private Snowball! They don’t serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!” – Full Metal Jacket
“I love watching your ass while you walk! Don’t touch him, he’s mine!”—A Fish Called Wanda
“This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyranasuas!”—Predator
“Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” — Planet of the Apes
“Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my way?”
—Leia
House of Leaves
“NO!!! NOT THE BORE WORMS!”
—Flash Gordon