“And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just “Something That Happened.” This cannot be One of Those Things… ” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can’t. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.
“I apologize about my friend, he’s a big…umm”
“COCK?”

“I’m agent Johnson. This is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.”
—Die Hard
“Let me tell ya what “Like a Virgin”‘s about. It’s about some cooze who’s a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.” – Reservoir Dogs
“what about ‘kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck’ did you not understand?”- sydney poitier in death proof
“Let me ask you something: if the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” – No Country For Old Men
“Birdy num-nums” – The Party
“I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn’t easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House …” – Raising Arizona
“We’ve no use talking like this. You won’t know what I mean.” – All Quiet On the Western Front
“Ahhhh, so you admit you don’t know what you’re talking about. So if you’re through giving me your amateur opinion, lie back and listen to the news. I’m taking you back to the rendezvous, Joe’s gonna get you a doctor, the doctor’s gonna fix you up, and you’re gonna be okay. Now say it: you’re gonna be okay. Say it: you’re gonna be okay!” – Reservoir Dogs
“Be a man, don’t be a fucking pimp.”

“Man, you must be out of your fuckin’ mind if you think I’m gonna get in this dirty-ass trunk.” – Jackie Brown
“Okay, you have a body in a car, minus a head in the garage. Take me to it.”
—Winston Wolf, Pulp Fiction
And allow me to retort:
“Just because you ARE a character, doesn’t mean you HAVE character.”
—The Wolf, Pulp Fiction
“And if one does what God does enough times, one will become as God is.“ – Manhunter
“The last time I was inside a woman was in the statue of liberty” _- Woody Allen
“Ever seen what a Mag .44 will do to a woman’s pussy?” – Taxi Driver
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I’ve watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those … moments will be lost in time, like tears…in rain. Time to die.” Blade Runner
“Yo. Science. Wat iz it ol about? Techmology. Wat iz dat ol about? Iz it gud? Or iz it wak?”

“It’s okay. He’s just admiring the shape of your skull.” – Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
“(knock, knock) You hear that? That’s my SKULL!”
—Spicoli
“This is some fucked up, repugnant shit!”—Pulp Fiction
“Excuse me while I fold my pants.”

“Baby wants blue velvet.” – (Frank Booth) Blue Velvet
“Look at me!” (John Travolta / Chili Palmer) – Get Shorty
“The horror… the horror.” – Apocalypse Now
“He was messing around with a Creole girl, and she put voodoo on him. His dick shrunk to the size of a cocktail weenie.” – Harlem Nights
“WHO’S GONNA TAKE CARE OF THAT BABY?”

“Personally, I’m convinced that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.” – Mildred Pierce
stoker
“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas