Do You Have a Dog?

If so, tell me about your dog. Name, sex, breed, humorous anecdotes, pictures, what have you.

Sorry cats and other pets, we’ll have to catch you in a different thread.

Do you have a dog Shotzi? Or is this pet envy?

:)

I have 2 dogs, as i’ve mentioned often here, Bryn a black terrier, my first ever dog, who was a stray rummaging in bins in Wales, his back legs in bad way, aged about 5 months then, now 7 1/2. Kiki, 6 year old mini Yorkshire terrier from Yorkshire itself, who we took on when my wife’s sister in law was ill 5 years ago. Kiki is even more of a babe magnet than Bryn. Bryn pissed on about 20 (bottom shelf) of my videos years back. He was very kind to our bunny Bronwen. I think it’s incredible that in all the universe, time and space, we, different species, have come to share our lives in such love and friendship. Kiki was impressed by the film Belleville Rendezvous. Bryn is a great singer, a handsome crooner. He gets very excited travelling in the car and they go everywhere with us, have seen wonders of France, Spain and Portugal, as well as Wales and England. They both enjoyed canal boat holidays, fell in the canal separately. They love seeing the animals at the Cotswold wildlife park

Pet envy, I guess. I hope to get a dog before the year is up, but I have to move this summer and get all settled and whatnot.

Kenji, sounds like you’ve rolled with some cool dogs in your day.

I never thought me and Bryn could understand each other so well and be so close. We hit it off at once. He’s very sensitive and clever, hates loud bangs, guns, fireworks, thunder and cats. And Kiki’s a little cutie

Cats are more cinematic.

I have a White Dog. ;D

This is Sammy. Her best friend Frodo is no longer with us (moved somewhere out West).

Best dog I’ve ever had in a long line of good ol puppy dogs. She’s a full-blood Boxer.

And just for the record, cats should only be used for juggling.

I was very friendly with a cat called Marmalade as a kid, but a cat launched a completely unprovoked attack on poor Bryn, scratching his face when he was simply trying to say hello and being friendly when i first got him. Cinematic possibly, but come on, that’s just not cricket.. I bet Josh’s boxer plays by the Marquess of Queensbury rules, no sneaky devious dirty tricks, but a good straight jab. It’s obvious Sammy’s a good un

Two dogs. One’s male maltese-silky terrier. And the other’s female Jack Russell-Australian Terrier.

Shotzi sounds like it would be a good name for a dog (I mean no disrespect to you, Shotzi).

I’m going to talk about about my cats and one fish anyway because I’m a ~ rebel ~

Lupin, Bixler, Zooey Deschacat, and Floyd. Floyd (my goldfish) is almost 6 years old now! I’m pre’good at keeping fish alive.

I have a friend who has a dog named Shotgun and I call him Shotsy.

Better at keeping goldfish alive than i was, for sure!

I can kill houseplants like you read about.

Sammy’s actually gone from boxing right into MMA. She has a wicked ground game.

Marquess of Queensberry rules… haha.

Shotzi would be a decent name for a dog, just not my dog, since a couple of my friends actually do call me Shotzi and that might get confusing. I have the same name as my dad and it’s been an issue in the past. Especially with dumb mofos working in banks.

Samantha, your pets sound adorable! It’s a shame that I have to ban you from this thread. You are no longer welcome here. Goodbye.

More pictures, people!

I’ve always wanted one of these…

What is that?

The dog in Silence of the Lambs looks a bit lamblike (read into that what you will) though not as much as a Bedlington. Samoyeds are beautiful i think

A Bedlington Terrier. It’s fuzzy, golf-club like head intrigues me.

My last dog passed away during my college years & it’s been cats since then.
Ban me if you like.
>>a cat launched a completely unprovoked attack on poor Bryn, scratching his face when he was simply trying to say hello and being friendly<<
Most cats don’t take well to being approached. They do this to each other, too. I just introduced a new tom into my brook & there’s been much hissing, growling & flailing over the past 2 weeks.

>>What is that?<,
It looks like the baby in ERASERHEAD to me …

Carter: being intrigued by a dog’s head intrigues me. And makes me loll a bit.

Dogs are for people with no imagination. Case in point, Marley & Me.

@Carter Smith

I can’t tell if that’s a spray nozzle to a garden hose or a dog.

Terriers have always fascinated me. Some look as if they were dog piñatas

They’re the Tom Cruises of dogs.

Please support this.

As far as I know, it’s the only blog out there taking up the fight against unnecessarily cute animals and their terrible fucking attitudes.

@ TVCEYE: haha or the Keanu Reeveses for that matter
@ Josh Ryan: I’m afraid Hello Kitty could take revenge on me for supporting the anti-cute blog

Not to mention My Pretty Pony. My daughter has one and I can see it from where I’m sitting… It’s loathing is obvious.

Psyched about dogs. More pictures!

@ perfumed dandy, i might want to marry you.

i have a dog named max. he’s about four, we think. we adopted him from a woman right before he was going to be sent away to a shelter. he’s some sort of pointer mix, but we don’t really know. he’s probably close to seventy pounds, but he thinks he’s a lap dog. which is always great.
he’s possibly the sweetest dog in the universe who somehow almost never barks or pees in the wrong place or causes any turmoil/annoyance in the household.
oh, and he has a huge spot in the shape of a heart on his right side :)
:D

sidenote: the reason i think i want to marry perfumed dandy is because of the comment about the “Tom Cruises of dogs.” that made me grin like an idiot.