Donnie (Jake Gyllenhaal): How can you do that?Frank (James Duval): I can do anything I want. And so can you.
My favorite (:
“I think you’re the…fucking…Antichrist.”
Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Gretchen: You’re weird.
Gretchen: No, that was a compliment.
Donnie: Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you… yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe… you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he’s tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.
Oh, please, tell me Elisabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?