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Famous Caucasian Men -- How Many Can You Name?

Lena

over 4 years ago

the term Caucasian to denote race (or commonly used to mean white skinned people) is out of date and not backed up by genome studies. Strictly speaking you are referring to people originating from the Mount Caucasus region of Europe.

I don’t know any famous men from that region.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Lena, will you be my girlfriend?

Jay Leighty

over 4 years ago

I just wanted to concur with the opinion that Sting is in fact pretty awesome

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

I could definitely live in a world without Sting. I don’t exactly hate the guy but I don’t think he’s made any good music and, as far as I can tell, he’s not someone I want to see acting. I’m pretty sure he does good philanthropic things and I know he can fuck for like 72 hours straight with all that tantric business, so bully for ol’ Sting, but I find him mostly annoying, especially his music. “Message in a Bottle” is an okay song. That’s the nicest thing I can say.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Also, Lena, take your time on the girlfriend thing. I know I’m not for everybody.

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

I’m still not sure if you mean Sting the wrestler or the one with the high voice.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Sting the wrestler was interesting for about five minutes. Him going goth was basically the beginning of the WCW really competing with the WWF and eventually beating them for a while in the ratings war.

It’s sad that I know that. Anyway, I never liked WCW, regardless.

Justin Biberkopf

over 4 years ago

These posts are hilarious.

Oh, I got one. Charlie Manson!

Jay Leighty

over 4 years ago

Andy Reid. Go Eagles!

Hans Lucas

over 4 years ago

I can’t think of anyone other then me and Tiger Woods

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

There was a point to this parody thread, but out of context it’s even annoying me, and I’m the one who started it.

Lena

over 4 years ago

Well Shotzi, as long as you’re not really INTO wrestling we may still stand a chance…I don’t remember Sting but I’m sad to admit Junkyard Dog and The Killer Bees spring to mind

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

I’m not really into wrestling, but I used to watch it when I was young and fairly passively in my college dorm because my roommate was into it. I remember The Junkyard Dog. He was awesome.

Anyway, I looked this thread back up because I went to the doctor today. I had to update my address and they made me use a telephone that connected me to some woman who was going to change all my information around. After some standard information questions she asked my race, a question I never like answering, and I said, “Uhhh…” and she was all, “Caucasian?” and I immediately thought of this thread and what Lena wrote about Caucasians. I realized I didn’t want to get into a semantic argument about it, though, so I said “Uh, yeah. technically…” and the woman on the phone got angry and said, “What do you mean technically?!?” So I just said, “Yeah. That’s me.”

IT WAS SUCH A GOOD TIME I FELT I HAD TO SHARE.

davecit​o !

over 4 years ago

That’s ok. Ancestral Sanskrit came from roundabout the Baltic Sea, and deep down we’re all mutts of some sort. I’m very non-Caucasian, but I think I’m going to have to get in on some of the DNA studies that are all the rage right now, so I can find out what ancient religious figure I might be descended from. There’s a woman who looks like Stevie Nicks who lives in my neighborhood, and she’s receiving messages from my deceased great grandmother (I am not making that up), so she might be able to give me an assist with that stuff as well.

CineSna​g

over 4 years ago

Me

Matt Tremain​e

over 1 year ago

heskey?

Z. Bart

over 1 year ago

Mark Steines and Nancy O’Dell. Maurice Pialet and The Cat in the Hat. Troy Aikman and my American Samoan mailman. Clive Davis and the late Michael Jackson.

Hellsho​cked

over 1 year ago

David Berkowitz
John Wayne Gacy
Kenneth Bianchi
Andrei Chikatilo
Albert Fish
Gary Ridgway
Dennis Rader
Jeffrey Dahmer
Alexander Pichuskin
Ted Bundy