Favorite porno movies
Obviously 2001: A Space Ofyssey.
A lot of naked spacships who sometimes make love with space stations.
That’s not real, is it?
What makes you say that, Bradely?
-fetish porn
The man who grew too little
Dr strangelove or how I learn to stop using the “safe word and just go with it”
Eyes wide open(episode 1 "see where I cum from)
-fetish porn
The man who grew too little
Dr strangelove or how I learn to stop using the “safe word and just go with it”
Eyes wide open(episode 1 "see where I cum from)
-fetish porn
The man who grew too little
Dr strangelove or how I learn to stop using the “safe word and just go with it”
Eyes wide open(episode 1 "see where I cum from)
Ever see ‘Doctor Buttlove; Or How I Learned To Clenching And Love The Plug?’
It seems this forum has suddenly gone limp.
Anyway, here’s (a real) one that I just saw; ‘Skin-Flicks (1978).’ It’s not only a porn movie, but a rarther harsh critique of the smut industry. Directed by Gerard Damiano (‘Deep Throat,’ ‘The Devil In Miss Jones…’)
You know, when you start revealing which specific porno movies really turn you on…
…..you are revealing a helluva lot about yourself. Frankly, you might be revealing too much about yourself, from a Machiavellian point-of-view. Like Achilles showing the world his heel-bone; or a dog, his throat.
By revealing what specific sexual scenerios turn you on, you are revealing everything about not only your “sexuality”, but also your social class of origin, your role and birth order within your family of origin, your race, your intelligence, your fears and zones of self-loathing, and your general puissance within the world.
Are you SURE you want to reveal all that to world?
Just sayin’.
We do need “ILSA: She Wolf of the SS” and the danish so called porno-horror movie “Dværgen” (the midget)
D.L.B…
Well, I guess some people have little if anything to hide. Or maybe you read too much into people’s sexual leanings. Also, the onus is upon the interpreter to interpret correctly. Most people can’t do that regarding things of a sexual nature.
I have a nun fetish, but what does this say about me? I am neither Catholic nor in any way religious.
Speaking of nuns, I think it’s a miracle this thread hasn’t been disintergrated by the puritanical moderators. I’ve a feeling if people posted pics along with their posts to illustrate examples of favourite movies, it would be a different story.
I also think, to go back to D.L.B.‘s point, anybody who considers someone like Nadine Jensen or Chloe Vevrier obscene has a secret loathing for the female form. Of course, you don’t need to be a Freudian to work that out.
You have just given me an intresting idea for a game, D.L.B (if that is your real name). A game in which the player(s) will try to find out all they can about me (my social-standing, race, gender, etc…), based primarily on my list of favorite porn features.
The rules for this game are as follows:
1. You can only base your theories about me using the REAL titles on my ‘favorite list.’ You may not use the fake ones (such as ‘Bound For Gloryhole’). Anyone using one of my joke tiltes will be disqualified (also, I’ll tell your mother).
2. You must specify which movie you’re basing your theory about me on, and be specific as to how you came to that conclusion (for instance; if you think me being a fan of ‘Cafe Flesh’ means that I have a deep seated fear of cartoon bunnies, you have to tell me why).
3. There is no rule three. This is just filler.
4. You don’t have to base anything on the titles alone. You are allowed to watch the movies yourself in order to give you a better understanding as to why I would enjoy that particular lotion picture (of course you would never watch them otherwise; this is just for the game, right?). If you don’t have any desire to watch the whole movie (prude), than you can just research on tilte (on a site such as IMDB) and base you theory on whatever information you find.
5. Have fun (I know I will)
This will not be as easy as you (D.L.B) seem to think; notice how I did not mention any “specific sexual-scenerios” (try saying that ten-times fast) that I find erotic. I have simply givien a list of favorite movies that happen to be of a sexually-pornographic nature. There are some films on the list that I didn’t find erotic at all, but I enjoyed them anyway for different reasons. I won’t tell you which ones those are; you’ll have to figure that out for yourselves.
Here are some clues to make the game a little easier:
1. I don’t know who Nadine Jensen or Chloe Vevrier are (but I’m planning on looking them up after I’m done with typing all this).
2. I find Ron Jeremy funny, but I wish he’d stop get naked (I guess this is true of just about everyone).
3. I loved ‘Teeth,’ but hated ‘Hard Candy.’ (Not sure if this bares any relevance, but I’d thought I’d mention it)
4. All of the movies; including the ones that I have found genuinely erotic, I have also enjoyed for reasons other than sexual-stimulation (again, I’m not telling you what they are).
5. I’ve never found your typical porn soundtrack to be particularly arousing, however I have masterbaited to ‘Blue Oyser Cult’ on numerous occasions. Actually, I may have just given away a little too much information.
Feel free to ignore five.
Keyser, I’m amazed you haven’t been “moderated” for you contribution. Not that you should be, but you know how it is around these parts…
Speaking of which, I’d love to see a bunch of “Amishploitation” titles. You know, much like “Nunsploitation”…I reckon “Islamsploitation” (sexy women in hijabs) would go down well, too.
Don’t accuse me of having an infertile imagination.
^
Man Bites Nun
Big Trouble in the Little Nunnery
A Place in the Nun
Ah, I’m just reachin’ fellas – no pun intended … or is there? Stay tuned.
Nice picture Mark; I love Weird Al!
Vanselow: I think “DVÆRGEN” is just too absurd to be moderated :)
" Some are almost impossible to jack-off to "
What’s the litmus test? How do we know you’re not cheating (just returned home from another failed date)?
Is there an impartial observer in the room (sorta like tennis)? Is there a World Cup playoff (can’t be a single elimination)? What are the long term repercussions when the shot-stopper fails?
Who said they had to be moderate?
Maverick: If you’re asking about the game that I had just set up then I think I have some answers…
About some titles being impossible to jack-off too: See Cafe Flesh and you’ll know what I mean.
“How do we know you’re not cheating?”
Why would I cheat; I’m not a player.
“Is there an impartial observer in the room?”
Nope, You’ll just have to trust me.
“Can’t be a single elimination.”
I already stated one way you can get eliminated (using the joke titles I made up and neglecting real ones) Other than that, I’m still not sure (you may have noticed that I’m making everything up as I go).
“What are teh long term repercussions when the short-stopper fails?”
It will be the end of the world.
Hope that helped.
If anyone is interested, although I’m sure you’re not, Dvaergen aka Abducted Bride, Teenage Bride, The Dwarf, is available from Something Weird Cinema. " The film will not disappoint those intrigued by its grimy reputation and exists in both soft and hardcore versions." Or so I read.
Sounds great; sounds like something that might rival ‘Unwilling Lovers’ in the Yuck Department!
Thanks Chris
This is the ultimate porno film:
“…and exists in both soft and hardcore versions.”
Who, having heard about Dværgen and taking the trouble finding it, would bother about the softcore version?
Edward Penishands
Fresh Tits of Bell Air
Fritz the Cat
Buttman’s Moderately Large Tit Adventure
Thundercrack
Umm, I never thought of ‘Fritz The Cat’ as a porno movie…
‘Spoongebob’ on the other hand; THAT makes sense.
Some of my favorite porn movies are:
“3.mpeg”
“movie4.wmv”
and “sample4.mov”
Seriously, I’ve never ever payed for porn in this internet age and a 30 second clip on repeat is more than enough to get me through the 1:02 minute jerk off session.
But why would you watch porn for any other reason? Camp value? Why waste your time? It blows (LOL) my mind that people make 90 minute productions with storylines and shitty scripts when all anyone cares about is the fucking. OK, a little bit of a story to get you in the mood, especially for women, fine. And I have no problem with movies like Shortbus and the like that use real sex in film. But I wasn’t jerking off during Shortbus.
And with all this being said, if there is a movie out there called “Schindler’s Fist”, I’ll consider watching it.
John- See the movies that I have listed and you’ll understand.
I don’t think there is a movie called ’Schindler’s Fist;’ I’m pretty sure that was just a joke from Trey Parker’s ‘Orgazmo.’ Then again I could be wrong…
Look at Keyser, he’s got the right idea.
You mean, like, legitimate films that are also adult films? I love the films of Bruce LaBruce, especially Hustler White, The Raspberry Reich, and Otto, or Up With Dead People. Sure, they’re gay pornos, but I think that they offer a lot more besides hardcore eroticism and penetration. I actually found both Hustler White and Otto to be very emotionally involving films in a lot of ways. I was especially struck by how uniquely LaBruce depicts schizophrenia and obsessive relationships. It doesn’t hurt that the men in several of his films, minus Skin Flick, are also very good looking.
Aside from that, however, Devil in Miss Jones is a must. Definitely a masterpiece. What I especially liked was how director Damiano decided to choose a relatively normal looking woman for his star rather than choosing a stereotypical porno actress.
Hmm, what else? Caligula was okay. I found it funny that Peter O’Toole’s performance in that was one of his best performances I’d ever seen of his, and yet not only was he in the film for barely even ten minutes, but it also happened to be one of the most disastrous big budget epic films ever, and the fact that it had so much sex and depravity in it made it even more ridiculous.
Lets see, The Italian Stallion with Sly Stallone was pretty funny. I don’t know, I don’t think it’s a bad film. It’s badly acted at times, but at least the soundtrack is good and the plot is at least somewhat interesting in a sort of 70s sleaze kind of way. You gotta admit that some of the lines in that film are pretty classic.
Forced Entry is good if you like disturbing films in the vein of Taxi Driver, Combat Shock, and I Stand Alone. I can pretty much guarantee that Forced Entry will leave you feeling pretty damn violated. Don’t bother watching it, however, if you’re looking for a sexy film. That film is about as far from erotic as a porno can possibly be without it featuring illegal depraved sex acts. It’s not likely that you’ll like it, but it’ll definitely be shocking.
Do the films of Catherine Breillat count? If so, Romance is one to check out. I thought it was a pretty intense little film. I liked it, but it’s a lot like Forced Entry in the sense that it’s not exactly what I’d call erotic. In fact, it’s more along the lines of films like Ken Park, 9 Songs, Shortbus, and In the Realm of the Senses. I guess I wouldn’t call any of those pornos, but I know that some people do so whatever…
micky ward
koodos to you matt if you can sit them through.