“If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be.” -Fantastic Mr. Fox
“You have to be so much better than you ever thought you could be.” -Away We Go
“Love is the blackest of all plagues… if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don’t die of it.” -Seventh Seal
“Accept me as I am. Only then can we discover each other.” -8 1/2
you know, just for starters…
“I can’t afford to hate people anymore. I don’t have that kind of time.”
Kanji Watanbe, Ikiru.
“I will permit this coloured man to speak. But speak one word of the Commie party, or one word in code, and I will blow his head off.”
- The Stuff
‘I know you disapprove of swearing so I’ll sort that out. You are a boring F, star, star, cunt!’
Malcolm Tucker/In The Loop
" All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs] smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin’ pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don’t got it, you don’t want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"
-From Dusk Till Dawn
Hey Dan, ever see the whole movie?
“What I used to be able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life”
- Kicking and Screaming
Telling for anyone with an Arts and Science major in this day and age.
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw”
-Heathers
“Can you see now?”
“Yes, I can see now.”- City Lights
“This whole world’s wild at heart and weird on top.”- Wild At Heart
“I appreciate the criticism, but leave out the ‘fuck you,’ okay?”
- A Return to Salem’s Lot
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, you will play golf, and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.”
@Matt. Have just found a copy on Youtube and loving it!
‘I. Don’t. Sleep.’
“Look at me, jerking off in the shower, this will be the hilight of my day. Kevin Spacey-American Beauty.
I’d have liked to captivate people, hold on to them, bind them close. So that things would stay still around me. But it always went to hell – The Fire Within ♥
‘come here you weird little man’ – the ghost of christmas present from ‘scrooge’ (1970)
@Deckard – almost every word of The Stuff is quote worthy. Christ what an awesome movie.
^ THE STUFF!!! yeah!!! And what a great concept for a film… I’m surprised they haven’t remade it yet.
I just watched “The Big Lebowski” again and there are lot’s of funny quotes:
“Well, sir, it’s this rug I have. It really tied the room together.”
“He thinks that the carpet pissers did this?”
“Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!!!!”
“Where’s the fucking money Lebowski?”
“Smokey, this is not ’Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.”
“Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, but at least it’s an ethos.”
“I myself dabbled in pacifism once, not in ’Nam of course.”
“Also, Dude; “Chinaman” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Asian-American”, please."
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!
^
"This is what happens when you FIND a stranger in the ALPS! "
“We’re about to make film history, right here… on videotape. "
-Jack Horner, BOOGIE NIGHTS
@LORENZO D.
Thanks to you, I got nothing to write, you’ve used them all.
GET A JOB SIR !
“If you was a good pimp, you woulda hit me by now…”
DOWN BY LAW
“I’ve always been fascinated by sausages. There’s something mythological about killing an animal and then mocking it by sticking it into its own intenstine. Could you imagine anything more humiliating than being put up your own arse”
-Ole Thestrup as Holger in The Green Butchers by Anders Thomas Jensen.^heh
“It’s too sweet, how many times do I have to tell you to get it into that thick head of yours – you have to draw the sweetness out of the cabbage…..” Ringo, Sukiyaki Western Django
“JESUS GOD!”
- Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp)
“Women … love ’em.”
- The Long Riders (David Carradine)
DANGER PAULE
“HEINKEN?! FUCK HEINEKEN!! PABST… BLUE… RIBBON!!!
- Frank Booth,Blue Velvet