1. Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
“Peter Johnson? Yes. Johanna Smith? Here. Audio Science?”
2. Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
“You be home in time, and stay away from drugs Blue Angel”
3. God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
“I hate you God’iss Love.
4. Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
“Went hiking in tibet with Paul, Miranda and Heavenly Hiraana Tiger Lily.”
5. Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
“Milk, Sugar, Jermajesty?”
6. Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
(Kat-el is Superman’s birthname).
7. Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (U2)
“Dont ask any questions, when the clock hits 12, call this number, and ask for Memphis Eve.”
8. Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (Atlanta Rapper)
“Hello, Fedex here, we’ve got a delivery for….. Messiah….Ya’majesty.”
9. Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
“Holy smokes! The bandits are escaping. This calls for MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER!” (what a fucking douche-bag name.)
10. O’shea. Parent: Ice Cube
“Oh shit, is that O’shea?”
11. O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
“Oh shit, is that O’shun?”
12. Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
“Mom, Dad. College life is great. Im doing really well, and I’ve met a beautiful girl. She’s just great. Her name is.. Honeyblossom, Peaches Honeyblossom.
13. Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
“Hi everyone, my name is Pilot Inspektor, and Im an alcoholic”
14. Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver.
“Poppy Honey, dinners ready” “Poppy, i didnt know your dad was the naked chef?”
15. Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames.
“Reign Beau, i love your dads mustasch”
16. Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu
“Are you even serious, Seven Sirius?”
17. Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
“Look, Sir, I… – please, call me Sy’rai”
18. Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
“Starlite Melody, Ph.d. Harvard University”
19. Apple. Parent: Gwenyth Paltrow
“No, ill have a pear” "Apple, PC or Mac?
20. Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow
“I love you Melissa… I love you too…………..tu …
WOW
those were even better than i anticipated.
Celebs should not be allowed to name their children EVER
WOW
those were even better than i anticipated.
Celebs should not be allowed to name their children EVER
Audio Science? Audio Science?? Who in their right mind would burden a child with that?
China Kantner must be glad her parents changed their mind about naming her god.
A child will see 7000 murders on TV before it turns 13, so how can I fuck up my kid some more without being illegal? i know, ill name it Audio Science
Whoopi Goldberg
though I think she shoul change it to just plain Whoopi Gold
As long as we’re not confined to film:
Moon Unit Zappa
John Waters always said that Peter O’Toole was one of the most wonderfully vulgar names in cinematic history
Dweezil Zappa
wampa1
Does anyone else think that some actors or directors names sound so cool as a whole (IE First and Last Name) But when broken apart, just seem like they would be odd to use.
examples
Rip Torn Mr. Torn how are you today?
Orson Wells Hey Orson hand me that slice of pizza
Jermey Irons Good afternoon Mr. Irons
Liam Nesson You’re a real fuck Liam, yah know that
any other examples?