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Guess the Film: IMDB Parents Guide Edition

DT

10 months ago

That movie stays with you…

Someone else can have my go.

Harry

10 months ago

Kissing is the closest this movie gets to sex, and the nudity goes no further than men in loincloths.
There is a long forced march in which we see the men’s bloody feet. One dies and rolls down a hill.
A man threatens to commit suicide by knife, but he is hindered by being knocked out by a blow to the head with a chain.

Pierre

10 months ago

Ben-Hur?

Harry

10 months ago

Yes. Your turn now.

Pierre

10 months ago

During a game of football in an alleyway, a man violently falls over a garbage can. It is implied that he might need a doctor.

Seeing a fifty year old man’s buttocks flexing and gyrating may be considered frightening/intense to some viewers

The entire movie may be frightening to some

The acting in this film may be considered frightening.

No-Limb Joe

10 months ago

@Pierre: Give the answer, already, dude! No one has guessed it (but your clues were funny).

Pierre – IT’S THE ROOM!!!!!!

Also, I’m gonna PM you my next clue if I turn out to be right… could you post it for me when you check this, cause I’m about to leave…

Pierre

10 months ago

Alright, here goes – DFFOO was right – it is The Room

Here is DFFOO’s entry (and it is a good one):

“A mentally retarded woman has a toy baby doll that she swears is her real baby. She says that she breastfeeds it and she “does it. This may or not be sexual; it is hard to tell because it’s hard to understand what she is saying.”

“An older man tries to put his hand up a younger girl’s skirt. She then asks “why you touching my coochie, pervert?” and she escapes the car and runs from him, along with her sister.""

Thanks Pierre! Here’s another clue:

“A boy makes out with two girls in a pool.”

“A character feels up a girl’s breasts to check if she has lumps. This is supposedly sexual.”

“We see the bare breasts of two female characters as they put duct tape over their nipples, then pulls it off to make their nipples seem larger. They are then both seen jumping on a bed together with a younger girl as well, with duct tape covering only their nipples, but they are still topless.”

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

10 months ago

I know I haven’t seen this one hahaha. I’d definitely remember if I had.

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

Gummo

Got it, Kris! Your turn!

Bijoux – you need to see it if you haven’t!

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

A mother and baby are standing in a house when a explosion goes off behind them, they are engulfed in flame and debris, non graphic but disturbing.

A man has is CD case forced into his mouth and oil poured down his throat.

A man has an air valve pushed into his lung to keep him alive. We see the inside of his lungs, including a couple close-ups of the hole in his organ. Graphic and very gross.

tclaw

10 months ago

Three Kings?

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

That is correct

BRANDON SEHL

10 months ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf1FgOQ-36A&feature=g-all-lik

tclaw

10 months ago

-A man has dental surgery. We see briefly see the bloody operation.

-A bed and floor is covered with blood and gore after a brutal beating.

-There are lots of weird deaths throughout the film.

-In the aftermath of an atomic bomb of some sort, there are many corpses and dead bodies.

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

Synecdoche, New York?

tclaw

10 months ago

That’s the one. The weird deaths blurb makes me laugh.

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

Two ghosts make moaning noises that a girl mistakenly thinks is her parents during intercourse.

A woman rips her face off, and her eyeballs hang from their sockets

A man stretches his face so that it looks like he’s got a beak and you can’t see his eyes.

PS Synechdoche, New York is a great movie everyone should see it.

Kris Bedecki

10 months ago

I may be gone for a bit so check imdb to verify your guess and if correct just take your turn

DT

10 months ago

Beetlejuice? It’s definitely one of those earlier, stop-motion Burtons.

Here’s mine:

A woman has sex with a delivery boy, and her daughter spies on her. The woman performs oral sex on the delivery boy, and we see her head bobbing up and down. Her daughter – talking to one of her dolls heads – says, “She’s sucking his peanut”.

A young girl’s father dies of a heroin overdose. However, she thinks that he is asleep and/or still high, so she puts wigs and makeup on him and talks to him. As he begins to rot, his tongue hangs out of his mouth, and flies buzz around his body. His stomach begins to swell up, and at one point, she presses down on his stomach. He passes gas. Later on, his body is gutted and stuffed by an amateur taxidermist. The young girl witnesses the whole ordeal, which includes the taxidermist plunging a knife into her father’s stomach. Once his body is stuffed, he looks pretty frightening.

There is a catastrophe involving a train at the end of the movie. It’s can be intense for kids, but it’s not that violent. But there are some bloodied people and badly injured ones.

The movie has bizarre, dark and emotional scenes throughout.

ruby stevens

10 months ago

this can only be ^ tideland

DT

10 months ago

Haha, yep. Go.

ruby stevens

10 months ago

ok who writes this stuff??

A man is accused of raping two women and associating with prostitutes.

Numerous men shot to death, some in one-on-one gun duels, others by military skirmishes and firing squads.

A brutal beating and gruesome near-death from dehydration.

A man is shot four times in the face through a pillow. All we see is a steaming hole in the pillow.

One character bashed in the skull and run over by a locomotive.

A man is brutally beaten during an interrogation, with some blood shown.

A man is killed by having his head repeatedly smashed into a rock.

A man’s skin is shown cracked and peeling due to prolonged sun exposure.

A woman is beaten, but does not die.

Several men are nearly hung.

and after all of that we’re supposed to be concerned that :

Characters often say “bastard” and “b**ch.” One use each of “s**t” and “g**d**n.”

Characters are shown frequently drinking and smoking.

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

10 months ago

Yeah, those three uses of “bastard” were so disturbing :p.

ruby stevens

10 months ago

bitch was so disturbing they couldn’t bring themselves to spell it out. take it away mick

Bijoux Alexand​erplatz

10 months ago

Hahaha. I thought you’d done that!!

DT

10 months ago

It’s Once Upon a Time in the West, no? Either that or Good, Bad & Ugly.

ruby stevens

10 months ago

@bijoux: haha never :P shit goddamn fucking bastards!

@dt: it is g, b & u xD