Guess the Film: Snarky Summary Edition

In honor of the thread that inspired millions and started from reducing Aliens to a film about bitches and their survival, I’m gonna introduce something a little different.

INTRODUCING…Guess the Film: Snarky Summary Edition!

It plays like the Guess the Film thread here on Mubi, but instead of images, you get to guess the film with a snarky summary provided to you. If you guess right, you get to do your own snarky summary for everyone to guess!

Here I’ll start:

MST3K’s best episode.

I have no idea…..

Hint: It’s a really bad movie from the 60s, made from a bet.

Manos?

I have no idea either…..I guess I’m not the cinephile I thought I was – prolly not enough snark in my diet.

Scubadonic is right-o! I’m guessing that not much people watch MST3K around here so apologies…

That was good. Maybe your summary just needed more snark. Let’s keep it going:

Drugs are taken; spousal death and bug sex ensue.

Naked Lunch

Westley, you’re awesome. My favorite Cronenberg film.

Thank you Scubadonc.

Next:

Hipsters kill a cat.

I’m gonna say The Future.

That is correct, Dude.

Woody Allen plays a French girl.

Hint: This can apply to two movies made by the same director.

Is this Small Time Crooks?

Definitely 2 Days in Paris.

Ah. I thought “play” referred to being a con man/criminal and Tracy Ullman’s character is named Frenchy. But 2 Days in Paris makes the clue even more clever.

Ari is correct! I would’ve also accepted 2 Days in New York.

A man and a computer fall in love with same woman. Computer loses.

(snicker)

I don’t know this one… :(

Not a fan of the Human League, The Dude?

haha

electric dreams:)
omg I knew one

brothers fall out black sheep runs away

@ari: I like The Human League. I just forgot they made a song for a movie.

Let’s have a clue, i was enjoying that.

penned by penn

penned by penn

The Indian Runner

The Indian Runner

Strangers on a Train but failed black comedy

Throw Momma From the Train