Lines from films you've always wanted to say in real life but never got the chance.
“The cake is a lie!”
…because the cake is a lie.
Haha, yeah…that is true. I actually have had a chance to say the Sanjuro line “Stupid friends are dangerous” before…I was quite pleased with myself. Unfortunatly I didn’t take my own advice. =/
I’m still waiting for someone to ask my name so I can stare longly out the window and respond…
“mulberry field.”
…and have them get it.
Where’s “The cake is a lie!” from?
And yeah Yojimbo has had a lasting effect on how I carry myself. Since I first watched it in sixth grade I’ve integraded his chin rubbing hand gestures into my personal style. 
The common phrase popularizing the concept of “your promised reward is merely a fictitious motivator” is, in fact, not from a movie at all.
Never heard of it…But what do I know…It works anyway. =]
I’ve also wanted to, in arguement, talk really fast in deep, heavy 1940’s film noir like slang to where the other person has no idea what I’m talkin about like a few scenes from The Maltese Falcon.
‘Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn!’
Thing is she would have had no idea where it was from…
I’ll Kill you!!! Your mother is a whore!!! (Cosimo in Welcome to Collingwood)
Bastard in a basket!!! (Daniel Plainview in There Will Be Blood)
Call it!! (Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men)
“You’re too short for that gesture!”
“I didn’t make him for YOU!’
“Here come those tired old tits again!”
“I didn’t get a harumph outta that guy!”
The one I’d say, if I ever had 15 minutes on live TV. If I was an anchor, they told me I was going to be canned, tonight is my final broadcast, I’m gonna shout this to the world, gonna scream it, gonna make everybody know.
“I’m mad as HELL, and I am NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!”
Glengarry GlenRoss:
“You see pal, that’s who I am and you are NOTHING!”
Also (and I would almost buy a fake diamond-studded Rolex just to pull this one):
“You see this watch? You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car.”
And of course (since I work corporate meetings a lot, where coffee is essential):
“PUT that coffee DOWN…coffee is for CLOSERS.”
Or pull a “Kinski” on someone. Lean over to him, point at a tall man, and say “That man is a head taller than me. That may change..”
I think you’d suddenly have all the personal space you could want.
One of my favorite lines requires a set-up by another party.
Someone would have to ask me, “What are you rebelling against?” (as they ask Johnny [Marlon Brando] in THW WILD ONE).
then I’d have my answer ready: “What’ve you got?”
“where did you get your balls big enough to ask me that?”
I’d love a change to say “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”
“sex with you is a Kafkaesque experience.”
“It is a sad and beautiful world!”
-Roberto Benigni (Down by Law)
I would use this if someone were being rude
“I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!”
—Female Trouble
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Blue, I love that line!
“They’re eating her… and then they’re going to eat me! Oh my GOOOODDDD!”
-Troll 2.
I’m actually crying I’m laughing so hard typing this.
^ hahaha!
Shut the fuck up Donny!
@Brady
It doesn’t get any better than Oh god oh man!
@Santropez: Certe (latin for certainly).
“….I’ll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes.”
@Anonymouse: Portal rules.
“And if you have had a chance to somehow apply a movie line that you’ve always wanted to say in real life please do tell the story”
That’s easy: I was at the Melbourne Arts Centre for a concert of music from science fiction movies. So we had “Star Wars”, “Superman”, “2001”, et cetera.
In the foyer there was a person dressed as a Stormtrooper. A really, REALLY short person! Probably no more than five and a half feet without the helmet, I’d say. It was a perfect opportunity to say:
“Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper?”
“Why couldn’t you put the bunny back in the box?”—-I have always wanted to be in a situation were it was somewhat reasonable to say this…and God willing…. someday I will….
I just saw some clips from this movie on Youtube. They’re hilarious. I need to watch it again under the assumption that it is intentionally bad.
Hidden Behind the Screen
“We shan’t work again” – Spinal Tap
The only one I can think of right now but I know there’s tons more.
And if you have had a chance to somehow apply a movie line that you’ve always wanted to say in real life please do tell the story.