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Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity)

NE1

over 4 years ago

There be lots of dumb-dumb threads round this here town…

This one is for pants.

NE1

over 4 years ago

i knew it!! i knew it would send me to the garage!!

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

I take it that you don’t take kindly to my kind.

NE1

over 4 years ago

my breath is lukewarm.

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

My!, Luke is warm breath.

Lo

over 4 years ago

Don’t get all breathy over pants, gentlemen.
We’ve films to discuss!
…once I find a thread that actually has to do with films & isn’t a load of elitist whoopla & comparative criticism over & over & over.

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

I must admit, this is no Dr Dre thread.
I watched 83 films on my summer break, I regret it.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Erm… hello. What’s the haps in the “garage” then?

NE1

over 4 years ago

i just found a tooth in my hair.

Bob Stutsman

over 4 years ago

NEH: Sorry, I haven’t seen the film “pants” yet, but guess it is either a film about dogs or a rip-roaring French farce. Am I missing something? I do like to do lengthy analyses and critically compare, so let me know what “pants” is all about, so I can expound – even if I don’t know anything about it. You aren’t pulling my (pants) leg, are you?

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Bob is known for his expounding.

I saw Strange Hostel of Naked Pleasures a few days ago. It was weird.

NE1

over 4 years ago

Shotzi, i saw that. That movie fucking sucked shit out of a tit.
Which was remarkable. To say the feast.
.
.
Also, i have this skin-mask for sale. Any takers?
The first eye-socket is free. The rest of the face is twenty-bucks.
i need my fix.

Lo

over 4 years ago

Mr. T -—> TALL TEETH.
Mr. M, with a munchy mouth.
Mr. L sucks (literally…lemon lollipops!). I’m ashamed he starts off my name.

I should make a letter people thread. That’s sorta film.
Sorta.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

I think it might have been the strangest movie I’ve ever seen. It did suck, though. I’ll probably watch the next Coffin Joe movie IFC airs, though, because I hate myself.

I have an abnormally large head so I doubt your skin mask would fit me. Sorry.

NE1

over 4 years ago

A B C D E F G, H i J K, LMNO P, Q R S, T U V, W X Y & Z

now i know my ABC’s, next time wont you type with me…

NE1

over 4 years ago

for my next trick i’m going to count all the numbers in existence

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

You guys drunk? I couldn’t blame you, what with it being Monday and all. It happens.

NE1

over 4 years ago

my sneeze guard just broke,
now my dinner-helmet is ruined.

Lo

over 4 years ago

Drunk offa life, Shotz!

NE1

over 4 years ago

I’m gonna try to go sleep in that vat of jizz.

Goodbye Earth.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

I used to drink all the time. It was awesome.

Where do you find a vat of jizz, anyway?

Lo

over 4 years ago

Vat of jizz = part of Garage.
Nathan films an array of people from varying socioeconomic classes jerking off into a vat to symbolize unity because, in the end, they all leak out the same, babymakin’ juice.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Well, everyone likes jerking off. Might as well do it in a vat, I suppose. I don’t even know where to buy a vat, though! I’m so out of touch.

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

I thought that vaseline came in vats, like you.

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

You think both me and Vaseline come in vats? This is what you think?

Mister Dob

over 4 years ago

Well it’s what I thought. PROVE ME WRONG, MAN.

Lo

over 4 years ago

You don’t buy vats. Ya steal’em from warehouses!

Dob, Shotzi is a moisturizer/lubricant?

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Of course you steal vats from warehouses. You can’t imagine my embarrassment for not knowing that.

OH! That was a cum joke. It was funny, too. I didn’t get it. I’m really out of my element tonight. I’m going to have to study up to roll with you dudes.

Lo

over 4 years ago

I am not a dude, I’m a lady
(who talks about cum with strange internet men in the wee hours of the morning).

Shotzi

over 4 years ago

Fair enough. From now on I’ll refer to you as Cum Talkin’ Lady. “Did you see Cum Talkin’ Lady’s last post? She sure knows her Italian neorealism!”