Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity)

Cream, that’s the saddest thing I’ve heard all minute.

Snarky Answer: Have you listened to pop radio NEH? It’s getting closer every day.

And by the way Tough you do have too much arm hair. I can tell by the way you type.

hi. i heard that! because my computer is a talking robot.

FACT: I honestly love pop music as much as I love jazz & classical. Which is LOADS.

Although, yes, radio generally sucks.

“What would constitute aural rape?”

Clearly you’ve never heard Whitehouse before.

Is Whitehouse a band? Do i have to google something now?
(shit-nipples, i love that ‘google’ is a verb/what a great absmurd word)

I went into Barnes and Noble today to test my willpower. I didn’t buy a single thing. Take that consumerism.

http://www.last.fm/music/Whitehouse

Good job, Grease. Tomorrow try Borders.

This weekend, try to go to a really great mom-&-pop hole-in-the-wall bookstore with really great out-of-print rarities.

marry me, satan.

That’s my cue.

Goodnight, shower!

My local library holds a book sale as a fundraiser every year. Thousands of books fill the shelves and collectors pour over them in search of a rare edition. I go and pick up crappy paperbacks for 25 cents a piece.

im a girl who doesnt like the outside world. would u like the outside world if u were a girl? all i see are guys whose eyes beg me to let them beg me and it makes me want to stay inside. if i could stay inside i would have blind manservants who would make delicious four course meals at any hour of the day and eject and hit play on the dvd when necessary. they would also have to clean, go to school for me and mind my parents. i have not figured out where they would sleep yet aside from maybe a canopy on the roof. unlikely :(

I can’t get this link crap right.

why is water yummy?

whoza wizard?

Eventually I will figure this out.

i kno! i wanna make linkz too-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Click here before you all beat yourselves to death against the wall of textile formatting (that I had no idea how to use till I clicked this link about four months ago).

If you like this thread you will like these pictures Thanks for the knowledge Ryan.

clciky clicky click yaaaay!

Tough: There’s a way to post pics directly onto the page there, too.

Like so:

oh! i kno! exclamation point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poop boob

boob poop

not a week goes by where i dont get krazy glue on one of my fingers

& not a day goes by where i dont have to scrape dead meat particles off of some giant machine

i hate my job; i hate money; i love all things that make it funny

THIS IS NOT A DREAM

mettler toledo

imititation crabmeat, what are its ingredients?

ménage à trois

inhale the scent of tainted jerky, it is vomit

mounds of lamps

erupting with the passion of childhood stargazes

where are my glasses?

Quoi?
Yonder sound may simply be the space between the strangers,
all gasps & awkward glances,
where hesitation becomes an artifact,
& blood always pumps blue,
for few get cut by the simple sound of the empty atomful space between strangers.

The way she wrote, in all capitals, in thickening red marker the longer she held it to the paper, it made me want to love her. The way all her letters connected even when they shouldn’t’ve, it showed she had a passion unheard of. A passion desperate to exhume its own heart.