Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity)

How do you want to crawl through life?

Battleship: The Game: The Movie: The Game

Nabisco makes Oreo Blizzard flavored Oreo cookies, which is weird because the Oreo Blizzard is just an approximation of the regular Oreo cookie in ice cream form. The Blizzard flavored cookie is an approximation of an approximation.

I say just go straight to the source and get regular Oreos.

Spare me your ribs.

Would you like a Water flavored Icee?

Bugs have no way to stop my shoe.

I’ve lost the touch and gone stupid.

My pet rock ran away.

I DON’T AGREE.

I DO AGREE

flip flops

what what in the butt

NOBODY AGREES

There isn’t much to know but there is a lot to think.

There is no Know. I know No, though.

theory yes

practice no

Practice makes perches.

^I looked it up and this is what perch fish look like-

Fever is the victim

Splitting head fake

Monopoly- The Beautiful Game

Do you believe in hairicles?

Please don’t drool on my spine.

Fucking Park Place. Can you believe it? Park fucking Place.

I wish the word “ejaculated” was still used instead of “exclaimed.” “Ejaculated” is a much better word. Also the word “ejaculate” used as a noun is just a hell of a word.

I hope there is no life after death. Once is enough.

Instead of giving monetary tips to waiters I often dole out helpful advice.

I spelled “money” as “monay” two times in a row while typing that sentence. What the fuck is my problem?

I will buy your grandparents for cash. Call now.

Problem: my grandparents are made of cash. Counterproductive, right?

Meanwhile, in other news, I also own a tweed hazmat suit, because I want to study cultures whilst maintaining some culture.