Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity)
Naval terminology lesson: ink pen = ink stick. A restroom is a “head.” Gossip is “scuttlebutt.” A wall is a “bulkhead.” A stairwell is a “ladderwell.” A hat is a “cover.”
The iPad can suck my flaccid, unaroused cock.
I shall pose questions for those in need of answers. Then, I shall pose nude for those in need of clothing. Then.
Perfect.
F. Scott Fitzgerald was a member of the MGM writing department at the time the movie was in production. He never felt quite at home with all the movie stars and powerful moguls, and so he often dined in the commissary at the table of the sideshow attractions (freaks) during his lunch hour.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0022913/trivia
That’s how i’ll feel.
Total Fat 10g ~ 15%
Cholesterol 0mg ~ 0%
Sodium 200mg ~ 8%
Potassium 400mg ~ 12%
God’s Balls 747mg ~ 11%
Total Carbohydrate 15g ~ 5%
Protein 2g ~ less than 0%
Exactly who are you, may I ask?
What is a “meaningless thread absurdity?.”
Can’t you spell?
Do I really have to look at your face six times when I enter The Auteurs?
Rather stop trying to attract attention to yourself.. You demean yourself and your viewers, if any
Thanx, Fritz.
Exactly who are you, may I ask?
What is a “meaningless thread absurdity?.”
Can’t you spell?
Do I really have to look at your face six times when I enter The Auteurs?
Rather stop trying to attract attention to yourself.. You demean yourself and your viewers, if any
Thanx, Fritz.
touchy, feely
catastrophe
apostrophe
notions
care
Monday, April 5th, 2010 ~ roughly 1pm CST
Kid at library: “Mom, i wanna be a legless eagle.”
The mom, totally not listening.
who has patience for viewers?
who cares enough to comment?
who writes for an audience?
why bother?
why not write to amuse oneself?
why not write to learn from oneself?
if others enjoy it, beautiful; thank tthem.
Thank You, earbud headphone repairman specialists, in your many miniscule numbers.
My headphones are yellow, is this a problem? I see no netting where i am. You should be able to get here.
The cat revolves, patiently toward the moon. As the dawn approaches an unlit Exit sign. Peaking windows.
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Thank you for your patients.
toto
ask Senor Peligro
WARNING:
SMOKING IS ADDICTIVE
“i do what i take!”
Americana Creedo: “i am what i own.”
Capitalism is my favorite kind of animal rape.
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I think it was Colonel Sanders who said “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”
And the last words you’ll probably ever hear are “I’m sorry, but that’s prohibited.”
dodopadeivoskilomer
i do not wish to be tainted with the knowledge of amazing things
NEH: alriiite, i’ll do it…
me: Sweet(whatever)
come on! please post “why id it there, but no where”
Sir, there’s not enough dust on my rice cake.
Terribly sorry that I ate your pound cake and your oreos and your peanut butter and your coke and your chocolate bunny. I’m not sorry because they were yours, but because I ate them all at once. Ouch.
Where have all the bad times gone? Where is my emptiness?
I’m gonna kill the next person that scrapes their left armpit with a bottlecap.
JAH
The advantages of a fresh printer toner cartridge.