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Meaningless Thread (Absmurdity)

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

There are no things, only feelings.

House of Leaves

-moderator-
almost 4 years ago

There is no Dana, only Zuul.

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

Swimming in numbers, I cleanse myself.
A derivative on the dariaire, a sine wave in the small of the back,
And factorials all over the face.
A math bath!

Col. Dax

almost 4 years ago

A Tarp for my brain, please.
I feel as though there will be,

a mess
A punk asked me of ruins
I’m tired

of
It’s kind of an oxymoron

NE1

almost 4 years ago

HEY-YA, hey-do-la-oh-ha
HEY-YA, hey-do-la-oh-ha

[(name that tune)]

NE1

almost 4 years ago

the barcode refused to remove its digits
fat black lines somehow sandwiched by skinny white slivers
the red blare beeps high & scrolls low on the barcode
“Your total is $17.87, here’s your change…”

NE1

almost 4 years ago

he watched her tuck her hair into the back of her sleevelessness

she tried to slip him the tongue & he chinjected her

they walked to the snocone stand in silence thereafter

Col. Dax

almost 4 years ago

Tell your story to those involved,
Involving those that heard,
Ending that which never started,
The great architect… The Beginning.

The station one,
She will come back,
Welcome to her downfall, goodbye
She left, She will come back.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

that image reminds me of…

Wonder Showzen: “NOT FUNNY!”

NE1

almost 4 years ago

the light brown freckles mapped out her masochistic border between land & sea

NE1

almost 4 years ago

the smell of sand reminds me of staring into the sun

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

The letter R looked into the mirror, and he did not like what he saw.

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.
He found a beetle in his coffee.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

Oh, hey!
i read your diary,
…i no longer trust you.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

masochism is the opiate of the psychotic

NE1

almost 4 years ago

go to the top, to the top, to the top of the muffin-top

Col. Dax

almost 4 years ago

Opiates are the opiates of heroin addicts.

Sandwiches waiting period, where only depression remains.

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

Would you like this pie?
It’s people pie.
It’s pie made with people.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

embryonic hand clasps germs on its way out
first gasp of breath like a cold burst of unknown flowers
relenting over every pore under the fusion of newborn screams
welcome to earth, enjoy the mêlée

NE1

almost 4 years ago

FORWARD > MARCH!!

this water tastes like air,
someone bring me a mountain

BACKWARD > JUNE!!

NE1

almost 4 years ago

True Fact: i once knew a beautiful filipino girl who smoked heroin.

keep in mind the past-tense “knew” :Sad Fact

davecit​o !

almost 4 years ago

Frank Zappa: Never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

a nude foreign noise told me to tell you to BLLAAAMMAAAFFFFAAASSSSAAAPPPP…
then it daintily exited the cavern

almost 4 years ago

Deer Cane,
We’re our ewe? Mic tolled me that ewe wood get this, sew if ewe our hear, wye our ewe key ping it from me? Weather ore knot ewe let pea pull no ewe our alive, eye am still getting tracked buy the copse. This hole ceres of events has come pleat lee torn me into.
Eye new ewe were going too bee throne from the buyer when Hairy came in too fetch the pet role four the get a weigh. It was offal. The cruise of copse came write as Hairy tried too flea the seen with the kids. The fissure was sitting on the doc when the guise were trying to hied, butt he wood knot stop taking the ryes out of them, braking they’re folk us. He was a heroine ad dicked; the hew of his complex shun was salo & he was sew small. The copse discussed the marc two throe the first punch, butt the sealing of the buyer began to cave in & flames a’ peered from the whole. Bee four he escaped, Hairy a’ parent lee trust the quire children to the would sew they all dyed, a’ sighed from a loan hoarse. After the fire dyed down & the copse found the first bawdy, the fissure was a’ rested immediately as anna comp less to Hairy. Its knot fare, Cane. The fissure was just sigh caw tick. The copse our core upped, true, butt it looked pretty awed. If eye didn’t no that he was innocent, eye wood have thought the same.

Eye no that ewe don’t wont too sea the share of two morrow, butt ewe mussed. He asked me too caul ewe, butt eye new that ewe wood refuse too talk ore ewe wood be a voiding me. Ewe taut me too stile myself too full others, sew eye tricked the share of with tiers and lice, butt eye won’t clime mountains four ewe, Cane. Pleas don’t think that eye don’t no the lowed ewe halve carried four me, butt its thyme that we reel eyes what is a bout two ochre. Pleas sea the share of and may kit seam that ewe our innocent. Don’t bee a succor four Hairy, Cane. Per suede the copse & four get a bow tim. If ewe our scene as guilty, eye will bee two because of are relay shun ship, & eyed rather have yore rheumy chute me with his pissed ole than go thru that hell. Eye am supposed too go two the top you knee four med a’ sun in the fall, knot bee an inmate at sum shit institution. Eve in if eye don’t get scent two jail, every bawdy will think of me in a pour weigh. You’re ax halve hurt me all ready sew, pleas, due the write thing.

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

MAX
min

Col. Dax

almost 4 years ago

I had a friend who got me into cocaine in high school. I still have the sniffles all day.

NE1

almost 4 years ago

Fear Eat Soul

Love Drink Soul

Soul Is Food

Jordan H

almost 4 years ago

She propped his body up in the closet, and ran off into the woods behind the house.
She thought it was funny.

A skeletal joke.

almost 4 years ago

If this is all so meaningless why must it be moderated?

T

almost 4 years ago

Three words. Porn.