OFF-TOPIC -- MEME THREAD

^ LOL

(Retching.)

Why? :D I loved the meme that House did.

Yeah. Don’t like spiders.

Oh, yeah, I’ve always had a phobia about them….

Spiders are the only bugs that I don’t try to kill if I see them in my house. They just mind their own business and don’t bother me, so I don’t care about them.

EDIT: Well, I guess I don’t kill ladybugs, either, but I usually relocate them cause I don’t think they can survive inside. I also relocate beetles. I guess if it’s a bug that lives outside and doesn’t even want to be in my house I’ll relocate it, but if it’s a pest that wants to live inside and eat my food I’ll kill it.

If they don’t want to be in the house then why do they come in? :P

It does want to be in the house. It does not give a fig about our ideas. :D

Lol, Odi! I mean, outside bugs want to be outside – they just fly in one day, not knowing what they’re getting themselves into. It’s those bugs that I sympathize with and help out by taking them back outside. Spiders I think are just as happy living in my house, and I don’t care about them, so they’re the exception.

But seriously – why would a ladybug want to be inside my house? They eat aphids, and there are no aphids in my house, so if they stay in my house they’ll starve to death. I don’t know what beetles eat, but I give them the benefit of the doubt, cause they don’t look like they enjoy being inside.

But, mainly it’s roaches that I have a problem with. For one, because they’re just disgusting. But, logically, they want to live in my house because it’s climate-controlled and because there’s more food. They’re adapted to staying inside and they would rather be inside than outside. They want to eat all my food and crawl around and scare me when I turn on the light. Well, maybe not the last one, but they do want to eat my food and live inside my house, so that’s why I find them unacceptable.

I’m just ribbing you, DFFOO. I know what you mean. :)

Lol I guess I didn’t need to write three paragraphs about it then! :)

Mostly I just hate roaches because I turn on the light and they scurry around and scare me. Spiders are just kind of doing their thing and not acting all ridiculous so if I see one of them it doesn’t startle me. Same with pretty much any other bug.

Just had to share it.

This one was so great I decided to post it twice!

Anyway, this thread needs to continue…

Is this possible?

Sure it’s possible. Just be a cinephile between the ages of 13 and 25 or over 55.

—DiB

Yoda Goat.

a no-show at the meat auditions.

(watch kill list if you want to not stop thinking about kill list)

also to give the gift of love
and toxoplasmosis.