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Rank these Disney Channel movies

Tom McKenna

almost 4 years ago

Johnny Tsunami
Jett Jackson the Movie
My Date With the Presidents Daughter
Zenon
Zenon the Zequel
Smart House
Luck of the Irish
Tru Confessions

efe

-moderator-
almost 4 years ago

Has anyone ever heard any of these movies or is it just me?

T

almost 4 years ago

I guess we’re just not hip to new wave Disney. I believe Tom may be conducting an experiment in urine extraction. In which case, he gets my vote, if only for the clinical precision of his catheter.

Juan C.P.

almost 4 years ago

Nope. No idea.

By the way, the doorman at my girl’s apt looks just like Walt Disney.
I call him Walt.
I don’t think he understands the joke…

Edwin Nasr

almost 4 years ago

What the fuck?

Daniel Kasman

-moderator-
almost 4 years ago

Hey, to each their own…

Isayc Paine

almost 4 years ago

Luck of the Irish sounds like a hoot. If only Michael Winner hadn’t retired he could have given it that magic touch.

T

almost 4 years ago

I discovered something about Disney today. I’m shooting in Utah at the moment, and the film commission handed me a list of all the films shot here in the past decade or so. Johnny Tsunami is on there. And so is practically every Disney film made in the last ten years. When I asked why they love Salt Lake so much, I was informed that it’s because there are no unions down here, so they don’t have to deal with the Actors or Writers Guild, or anyone else protecting rights.

Nawid Ahrary

over 3 years ago

I enjoyed them as a kid even if back then I knew they weren’t very good.

CineSna​g

over 3 years ago

I’ve never heard of any of these. I thought when I clicked this thread, I would see titles like :

Candleshoe
Old Yeller
The Million Dollar Duck
Freaky Friday
That Darn Cat!

…and such…

Crap Monster

over 3 years ago

probably just someone’s old attempt at trolling. Cant be serious….

CineSna​g

over 3 years ago

Darby O’Gill & the Little People
The Shaggy DA
The Apple Dumpling Gang
Escape from Witch Mountain
The Absent Minded Professor
The Gnome Mobile
The Three Lives of Thomasina
Pollyanna
The Swiss Family Robinson
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
North Avenue Irregulars

and that’s just off the top of my head…

Austin Erwin

over 3 years ago

I remember liking Zenon Girl of the 21st Century back in the day. Hmmm…

Rich Uncle Skeleton

over 3 years ago

I’ll admit, these films all have the merit of showing their joy-in-the-making. Pure Pop.

Daniel

over 3 years ago

I can’t say I’ve ever heard of any of those Disney films, Tom.

Cinesnag – a fine list! I love the 1960 Swiss Family Robinson – anyone else?

Andre Rehal

over 3 years ago

Yeah the last Disney movie I watched was Wall-E, never heard of those other ones.

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

What?! No Brink!, Under Wraps, Motocrossed, or Don’t Look Under the Bed?!?!

Gaaahd, I can even remember a bunch of others. Pathetic.

Northern Lights
The Thirteenth Year
Can of Worms
The Color of Friendship
Get a Clue
Rip Girls
Cadet Kelly

T

about 3 years ago

Someone should probably revive this thread and bring it on properly, Disney style, all singing dwarves and wicked stepmothers et al.

But for now, these few words….

DUMBO.
Masterpiece?
Explicitly Racist?
Best Disney soundtrack?

Samanth​a

-moderator-
about 3 years ago

No way, it’s all about The Aristocats. Everybody wants to be a cat.

I have been waiting and waiting for some insane/amazing rapper to sample from “Pink Elephants” though.

T

about 3 years ago

No, Mowgli, they want to be “a man-man-child.”