Ruby Stevens and Bijou Alexanderplatz Argue with The Dude

um…no

Jack Black could not take Zombie Shore. Sorry, Dude.

uh… zombie shore?

That’s fucked up.

dude zombies are so fuckin IT right now though… get a grip

zombies are so dead. it’s on, pauly shore!!!

Being John Malkovich Criterion celebration here on the island!

if kung fu panda can’t handle the job there’s always

nacho libre! sorry, tommy requested shirtless jack black so blame him.

Tommy what have you done!!

Now l’m sorry that l came by to see what’s going on here… :p

Black, you are my enemy
And I cannot get close to thee
Our life is ruled by enmity
And I can’t weaken that

So, i think i may have solved our little quarrel without the use of violence… Let’s just say that pauly is in a sort of permanent k-hole, living in an alcove on an undiscosed part of the island… so he won’t be bothering you anymore ruby. and tommy and bijoux can visit him whenever they like (i carved out the directions to the weasel lair on a beachwood plank, i’ll fill you in later… but i can assure you it’s quite safe.) I’m not sure where the nacho panda went to, but i’m sure he’ll turn up.

oh and bring slurpees

also, pauly wanted me to play this song for him:

i guess it’s ok as long as i never have to see him Ծ_Ծ

Criterion doesn’t touch the island.

the only way Black has a chance is if he’s the luchador. that’s the only way. now that we’ve resolved with without the use of violence, it won’t be necessary.

I’ve decided I will only listen to this… and wear crockett’s clothes

haha u should wear a luchador mask with that. that would be funny

That’s some nice island attire.

I found this hoodie once that was one that zipped up over your head. The hood doubled as a luchador mask. It was very difficult to see which may have been due to the hoodie being several sizes too small. So let’s say that I hurt myself while trying to do an attack on someone while wearing this hoodie/luchador thing.

Tommy, was wondering if there is some kind of explanation as to why pauly always does that certain hand gesture (like in the photo above)? It seems like it’s his ‘move’ or something, but i can’t tell what it means…

another example:

Those shorts….

Two cool for school??

But really, that whole photo makes me think he’s saying: See anything you like??

Haha, true ^

oh puke, he’s back

I really have no idea. Maybe he’s trying to put some kind of voodoo curse on you.

He’s coming to get you, Barbara.

ahahahahaha

jack’s warming up

l’m not around here like 10 days and this place is dead ! :p chill, people ! and, save that cove for me after all, who can quit smoking in exam term?! :p