Drive: Sociopath kills people, Pitchfork-hipster music plays in background.
@ Doctor Lemonglow
Awesome “Bowling” summary.
THE THIRD MAN: Zithers. Dutch Angles. Sewers. The End.
JURASSIC PARK: Turns out there are dinosaurs on that dinosaur tour.
In Darkness: Another Holocaust movie.
The Amazing Spiderman: Yet another comic book reboot which takes up a lot of screen time on the origin story so it has less actual story to fill.
North By Northwest: Hardcore gangsters think the most accurate and precise murder weapon is a crop duster.
haha ^ no but you’ve got to admit it is the most cinematic
Breaking the Waves: “I don’t really hate women, guys!”
Paths of Glory: “War is baaaaaaaaad.”
The Thin Red Line: “War is bad, but it’s beautiful, too.”
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN — War Is The Handiest Guilt Trip Of Them All.
BEFORE SUNRISE They’re young, they’re in love, they bore people. [apologies to BONNIE AND CLYDE]
BEFORE SUNSET Jesus, they’re still at it.
I hope I can eventually move on from this thread, but that seems unlikely right now.
LOST IN TRANSLATION — They’re Bored. They’re Boring. You Get The Idea.
LOL to all — fantastic! :D
Cool Hand Luke: “Prison is pretty fun until you try to escape.”
…which makes me realize – Cool Hand Luke isn’t anti-establishment…. it’s pro-establishment! Don’t resist and nothing bad will happen to you!
Some good, pun-oriented four word descriptions of films can be read here
Antichrist: Rich assholes in the woods with sharp objects. Self-mutilation ensues.
METROPOLITAN — They’re Rich. They Bitch. Your trigger-finger will itch.
MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME — the only problem is everything Beyond Thunderdome.
@doctor lemonglow: I love Before Sunrise/Sunset, but man i LMAO’d.
Shivers – Before there was AIDS, there was worms.
Children of Men: Humans are a bunch of cantankerous idiots
Requiem for a Dream:
rosemary’s baby – kids are the devil
also works for the exorcist, the omen, the bad seed, village of the damned etc
The Hangover Part II: See synopsis on Wikipedia.
Gangs of New York, The Aviator, The Departed: Marty’s man-crush trilogy.
The Tin Drum – I knew we should have bought the kid a bicycle for his birthday.
kid with a bike – manic self centred brat gives everyone the shits
district 9 – prawn cocktail on ice
shane – big hat, no cattle
Un Chien Andalou- The world’s first snuff film.
THE MAKIOKA SISTERS- In-Laws Are Real Pain
LOCAL HERO- They Were Almost Millionaires
GRAND ILLUSION- Surrender Monkeys In A Castle
Dogville: If they’re jerks just kill ’em.
Meek’s Cutoff spoiler below..
Meek’s Cutoff: Is it bold or meek to cut off the plot before the payoff?
Precious: The solution to the abuse of black people is white people.