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stalker is a terrible film

jl

over 1 year ago

it’s ugly to look at and the acting is stilted
those looking for profundity would be better served staring at their own excrement
163 minutes that feel more like 900 minutes

it’s crap!

Joks

over 1 year ago

agree. Tarkovsky was a complete hack, a freud. and Stalker is the most boring film of them all.

what a bore! glad he is dead!

Brian Padian

over 1 year ago

i stared at my own excrement for 10 minutes once. i prefer stalker

Ben Simingt​on

over 1 year ago

Well, Artemiev’s electronic score sure sounds better than my own excrement.

Let’s hijack this terrible thread to discuss something else very interesting…the Chernobyl clean-up crew’s appropriation of the term “stalkers” for themselves and “the zone” for the fallout area that they had to work in.

And on that note, the fact that now there’s a videogame series called S.T.A.L.K.E.R. set in “the zone” in which you fight Chernobyl mutations. Fascinating.

apursan​sar

over 1 year ago

It seems that JL himself reviews recent releases while his body double takes care of classic films. Together they cover the entire spectrum.

Mike

over 1 year ago

12 years old is a terrible age

Aflwydd

over 1 year ago

JL deserves his own film review thread. Can the mods merge them?

deckard croix

over 1 year ago

Ha, laughable.

JL’s one-word review for There will Be Blood: “Good.”

That’s all one needs to know!

Robert W Peabody III

over 1 year ago

those looking for profundity would be better served staring at their own excrement

Better to fill the liminal emptiness with a bitter happiness, than to be without hope.

Garrett​TheImpa​ler

over 1 year ago

If anything it’s nice to look at…